New Disney slogans designed to aid your children with their sexual awareness:
Mickey has a dicky.
Minnie has an innie.
Goofy and Pluto are an item.
Cinderalla is now a Cindeerfella.
101 Dalmations is now 101 Variations.
Bambi does Dallas
And “It’s a Pronoun World After All”.
Mystery question of life: If Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, why does Goofy own a house and drive a car while Pluto has to be Mickey's pet?
...and Peter is a Pan sexual.