[jonascord]

Barr needs to be impaled on a fence post.

[rlmorel]

I read in a book that Vlad The Impaler had an art to his “craft” and would sharpen and smooth his posts to a high degree, make sure they were amply lubricated, and the person was impaled slowly and carefully to ensure no vital organs were injured in the process.

I get the impression that a rough, splinter filled, un-lubricated, and carelessly inserted fence post would be amenable to many.

Gives a whole new meaning to “Riding The Rail”, which certainly had a place in our history as Americans.

But of course, we would not advocate that, since we don’t approve of violence.

[Delta 21]

This would be acceptable.

[Osage Orange]

.38 to the head would so it.....

[mcshot]

Not in my yard, please.