Loud Cheering Heard From Lockheed Martin Board Room

Babylon Bee ^ | 02/24/2022 | Babylon Bee

[DFG]

Not Satire

[Magnum44]

Not really funny. Disappointed in the Bee for this. I cant speak to what goes on in a executive board room, but military contractors are no more happy about war than the military troops who have to suffer it are. We all do our job and our duty, and our job is to help the warrior succeed and come home. Sorry for the rant but this is poor taste.

[BenLurkin]

It’s going to be over before they can sell a single missile.

[Seruzawa]

Not true. They were quiet high 5s and thumbs up throughout the building. And the Pentagon. And Langley.

[Chode]

damn the BEE...

[Fungi]

True. A time and place for everything, this not the time for frivolity over an imvasion.

[AnthonySoprano]

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This is true.

The Money Spigot gets turned on high and Joey and Lindsey and Marco get their Glamour shots with Planes and Military men.

100%

DOD money goes missing regularly

[George from New England]

The Bee does what the Bee does — and well.

[Captain Peter Blood]

The military contractors want perpetual war and they have had it for the last 75 years.

[AnthonySoprano]

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I question your Username at such a dire time In our existence.

- Jennifer Griffin

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[Magnum44]

More military industrial complex propaganda. I meant what I said in my post. As a vet and a patriot, I would appreciate you not including me in your prop statement.

[Trailerpark Badass]

War is a racket.

[Empire_of_Liberty]

The Bee got me! I don’t know how I miss their byline. I start reading the summary, and only after I’ve swallowed the bait, do I check.

Those who say it isn’t funny are correct - in a sad way.

[Magnum44]

Government service has become a racket.

Warriors and those contractors that support them are why you have the freedoms you have to say stupid stuff.

[Trailerpark Badass]

LOL, zing!

[Theophilus]

It's very funny because the truth hurts. Our largest defense companies are completely politicized and you know it.

LM has been bailed out more times than GM. And if President FJB, the Chief of the Teat says "sacrifice all employees who won't take the jab", these companies will do it without a hesitation or objection.

[ColoCdn]

Look, I too come from a family of vets, WWII and Korean War, and I’m all for arming our side as much as possible with the best available.

But why, then, would a five star general who happened to become president of the United States publicly warn about said military industry complex?

Were you a five star general?
Do you know better than him?

Serious question.

[RockyTx]

globalists want war
globalists want chaos

[Trailerpark Badass]

Screw you. My freedoms are granted from God, not 19 year-old cannon fodder. Right now the biggest threat to my freedom is sitting right there in Washington DC. Putin doesn't even come close. Let me know when all those heroes decide to defend MY freedom here, instead of half a world away. Hey, might want to start defending OUR border, instead of Ukraine's.

Let me know when you win 2 MOH's. Till then, I'm going with Smedley.

[moovova]

#metoo