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Trudeau Explains He Just Needs Two Weeks To Slow The Spread Of Freedom
babylonbee.com ^ | 2/23/22

Posted on 02/23/2022 12:41:18 PM PST by cotton1706

OTTAWA—Justin Trudeau has faced heavy criticism this week after allowing a strain of Freedom to spread through the Great White North. The Canadian Prime Minister addressed the nation on Tuesday to calm the fears of his adoring constituents, informing them he needed just two weeks to slow the spread of "world-annihilating freedom."

"We have survived COVID-19 thanks to my leadership," said Trudeau in a prepared statement. "Now, I'm calling on all Canadians to hang in there a little longer as we face this new threat of Canadians thinking they should be allowed to have liberty. I just need two weeks to slow the spread of the virulent freedom surging through our populace."

Trudeau then signed an executive order to forcibly lock everyone in their homes for two weeks. Everyone will be required to wear enough masks to completely muffle the sounds of their voices so that freedom can't spread from person to person.

Chants of "two weeks to slow the spread" rang out through the House of Commons and Trudeau was hoisted upon the shoulders of two elderly government officials as applause filled the chamber.

A survey conducted this morning reveals 78% of Canadians disapprove of Trudeau's messaging but figure he knows what he's doing. Unfortunately, sources on the ground say freedom is still spreading through unfettered "honks."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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1 posted on 02/23/2022 12:41:18 PM PST by cotton1706
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To: cotton1706

Trudeau doesn’t do this without The Biden Administration demanding him to do it.


2 posted on 02/23/2022 12:42:02 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

“Trudeau doesn’t do this without The Biden Administration demanding him to do it.”

By The Biden Administration you mean Obama, right?


3 posted on 02/23/2022 12:42:57 PM PST by cotton1706
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To: cotton1706

Spot.

On.


4 posted on 02/23/2022 12:43:16 PM PST by BenLurkin ((The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.))
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To: cotton1706

I even think Obama was a stooge, too.


5 posted on 02/23/2022 12:43:51 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: cotton1706

Canadian wild geese are being apprehended honking in Florida, and served up in a tart but refreshing orange sauce.


6 posted on 02/23/2022 12:44:00 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (January 6, worst assault on democracy since the Reichstag Fire)
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To: cotton1706

I love Babylon Bee, but sometimes their jokes make me want to cry instead of laugh.

This last year since the election was stolen has been heartbreaking to watch - and things just keep getting worse.

I really am losing my sense of humor.


7 posted on 02/23/2022 12:46:10 PM PST by enumerated
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To: cotton1706
I realize it's the Bee but in the real world the Canadian House of Commons gave Trudolf 30 days to muzzle the unwashed masses.
8 posted on 02/23/2022 12:46:25 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: cotton1706

Okay, that does it. Babylon Bee is now my sole source of news going forward.


9 posted on 02/23/2022 12:48:26 PM PST by fhayek
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To: cotton1706

2 weeks, 2 weeks , get ready for a surprise


10 posted on 02/23/2022 12:49:32 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: cotton1706

How moslem of him


11 posted on 02/23/2022 12:49:45 PM PST by no-to-illegals (The enemy has US surrounded. May God have mercy on them)
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To: cotton1706

Obama is hardly a mastermind. He was more of a frontman.


12 posted on 02/23/2022 1:01:40 PM PST by robel
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To: cotton1706

Ahhhh The Bee. How I love thee.


13 posted on 02/23/2022 1:14:59 PM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
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To: dfwgator
I even think Obama was a stooge, too.

Obama is Satan's stooge.

14 posted on 02/23/2022 1:17:28 PM PST by Disambiguator
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To: dfwgator; cotton1706

ummm, no.
Soros/Schwab control all of them: Justina Castro, Communist Jacinda, Jiao Xiden, Osama, the entire Bush family, et al.


15 posted on 02/23/2022 3:08:46 PM PST by A strike (Public Health 21st century murder by government. DoktorFauxiMengeleGates to a TerreHaute gurney now)
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To: dfwgator

yup


16 posted on 02/23/2022 3:10:23 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (The 2020 election Trump victory determines the fate f America and Freedom.)
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To: All; A strike

Yeah, Obama was just a more competent “stooge” than Biden...the real influence is higher up:

https://theamericanreport.org/2022/01/30/klaus-schwab-brags-that-trudeau-merkel-putin-are-former-world-economic-forum-young-global-leaders-we-penetrate-the-cabinets/

and

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4040524/posts


17 posted on 02/23/2022 3:18:35 PM PST by Drago
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To: All; A strike

Yeah, Obama was just a more competent “stooge” than Biden...the real influence is higher up:

https://theamericanreport.org/2022/01/30/klaus-schwab-brags-that-trudeau-merkel-putin-are-former-world-economic-forum-young-global-leaders-we-penetrate-the-cabinets/

and

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/4040524/posts


18 posted on 02/23/2022 3:18:35 PM PST by Drago
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To: Drago

Time for a new mouse...too many “Post” button double pulses!! Sorry!


19 posted on 02/23/2022 3:20:02 PM PST by Drago
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