They will accomplish this goal by switching out the shoes on the green M&M character.
Posted on 01/21/2022 6:22:06 AM PST by Bon of Babble
Today Mars, Inc., the company behind those bags of M&M’s, has announced that the sugar coated chocolates are going woke. Specifically, they’re making the female candy characters more masculine in a bid to make the sweet treats “inclusive.”
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They will accomplish this goal by switching out the shoes on the green M&M character.
But, male characters with anxiety beat up female characters.
I don’t need my candy humanized. Thanks.
How “conforming” of them..
have they ASKED the M&Ms for their preferred pronouns?
How do we know that green, brown and orange self identify as male or female?
Aren’t they just ASSUMING their identifications based on patriarchal constructs and oppressive non wokness?
Do better Mars!
What if the M&Ms want to identify as Skittles or Reeces’ Pieces?
Do the individual pieces of candy know what their gender is supposed to be? Have they suddenly become sentient?
Wokeness has become a parody of itself.
Fear and anxiety prompted this action, and oh yes, also STUPIDITY.
So this will be like the woke Legos but edible.
Exactly!
There are at least 37 genders.
Why are they not ALL represented?
What does Mars have against Trans and Queer? Are they transphobic? Is that why they are NOT represented?
(We could do this ALL DAY)
everyone is on meds for anxiety these days.
The peanut butter M&M is actually a Reese’s Piece identifying as an M&M. The M is surgically attached.
No need to change the cartoon characters, just promote the colors to identify the representative groups:
Blue M&Ms = Democrat/Communists
Red M&Ms = "Native" Americans
Yellow M&Ms = Metrosexual American "men"
Dark Brown M&Ms = Self-explanatory
As if the Red and Yellow M&Ms weren’t anxious about being eaten already.
GOOD.
GRIEF.
Cuz nothing is more appetizing than a woman with testicles and a man with ovaries.
Yuck.
I’ll never be able to eat another m n m again.
Isn’t their caramel female and black
What color are the Black Looter Movement going to be?
All of the red M&Ms are muttering “oh, noooo!” Behind their anxious fake smiles. And the sexy green ones now are all named Pat, Sammy, and Bobbi, whose pronoun choice is zot.
From Time:
“ Grant Reid, the CEO of Mars—the 109-year-old, $40 billion privately held pet-care, candy and food behemoth—has embarked on a multiyear effort to make the global food-supply chain more equitable and sustainable.”
They can choke on it.
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