Hilarious!
“FIB Resolves to ‘Glow Less’ in Future False Flag Ops”
“Law-abiding patriots are actually a pretty diverse group from all walks of life,” a FIB spokesperson said today. “They come in all shapes, sizes, ethnic backgrounds and income brackets. They don’t even hold the same political opinions. So we’ll be sure to include more women, minorities, body-types—and in different clothing—among our NPC decoys and provocateurs. We aim to shed our cookie-cutter, ‘glowie’ image and really hoodwink a lotta toxic, flag-waving rubes into doing stupid stuff so we can arrest ‘em.”
—by Chicken Noodle Nooz
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FBI: “Finding lost diaries at taxpayer expense since 2020”.
Nailed it as always.
i love these guys
