I lost mine once and put down “Hedonist” for religious preference on the form to get replacements.
A couple of days later I was told to report to the CO.
CPT Brown was a dry West Pointer, all he said was, “the Army does not accept Hedonist”, as he pushed the form across his desk.
I saluted, he said dismissed and I moved out smartly, only to be stopped by my First Sgt with blood in his eye, lol.
My dad wanted me to go into the Marines; how long do you think I would have lasted with my smart mouth?