Posted on 12/19/2021 5:44:48 AM PST by NOBO2012
The real cause of the “supply chain problem” threatening to muck up Christmas this year has been revealed.
To make matters worse Santa tested positive for the cooties and has been placed in isolation for 10 days so won’t be able to make the rounds this Christmas Eve. The powers-that-be replaced him with Brandon, who doesn’t seem quite up to the task as he can’t find his way out of a brown paper bag with a bread crumb trail leading the way.
And the eight tiny reindeer? They’ve been replaced by the best team of donkeys Brandon could find for his fantasy flight: Inflation, Immigration, Taxation, Stagflation, Cancellation, Negation, Agitation and one tiny Haitian.
My suggestion: Do your own shopping this year; and don’t leave your gifts under the tree this Christmas Eve as Brandon is more likely to take your presents than he is to leave them. He gets confused these days you know.
LET’S GO BRANDON!
Posted from: MOTUS A.D.
He took off from the roof of the Northpolian embassy with elves hanging on to his sled runners to escape from the Abominable Snowman and Big Foot, who are taking over Northpolia and eating elves every chance they get.
with the reindeer out sick from covid, the elves banded together to volunteer the largest elves to help pull santa’s sleigh, the largest of all was an elf named brandon.
and i heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, merry christmas to all, now let’s go brandon.
I recently saw a “LET’S GO BRANDON” yard sign in someone’s yard.
The KFC near our house is now closed half the time because half the staff refused to be vaccinated and they have not been able to find replacements. The joys of living in Washington State under Governor Dimsley and with a bunch of woke corporations. Pepsi owns KFC along with Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. They are as woke as Coke.
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