[ProfessorGoldiloxx]

First egg nog, now this. Thanks Xiden!

[BradyLS]

Has the White House Press Secretary been asked to comment on the peppermint shortage?

[kiryandil]

Hey, girls and boys!

President Brandon has got LOTS of candy canes, inside his van!!

[P.O.E.]

Yukon Cornelius could not be reached for comment

[vpintheak]

They are all over the place in Alaska for a reasonable price. What is this?

[lee martell]

Those are 3 words in the English language I never expected to see together in a sentence: “Weak Peppermint Harvest!”
Dentyne Gum meets Farmer Brown.

[metmom]

I don’t believe it.

Peppermint, along with other mints, are highly invasive weeds that you can’t control once they get established in your garden.

[kalee]

Plenty of candy canes at the grocery store last night when I bought some. They are natural peppermint, $1.00 a package.

[Trillian]

I bought a huge box full of them in bulk.. no issues.

[mass55th]

The only mints I like are Junior Mints, and Wint-o-green Life Savers. I wish they still made clove Life Savers.

[Viking2002]

*sigh* Lord help.

[glennaro]

What?!! No candy canes because of the Fauci Flu?!!

That's it! That's! IT!. I'm going to have to break down and get the needle....... (fat chance that!)

[Allegra]

I honestly thought this was going to be a Babylon Bee article.

Biden screw-ups sure are far-reaching.