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Getting A Jump On Festivus
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 12-17-21 | MOTUS

Posted on 12/17/2021 3:12:19 AM PST by NOBO2012

I’m posting this helpful outdoor Christmas decorating guide for anyone who STILL has not put their decorations up.inflatable christmas decorations

Apologies to the blow-up Christmas decoration aficionados among us. I can’t help but think that’s cheating: putting up outdoor decorations should involve ladders, rappelling, superhuman contortions and great risk of bodily harm.

dummy hanging christmas lights

Hitting the road bright and early today so perhaps that explains my hum-buggery. Or perhaps I’m just getting a jump on the Festivus celebration this year.festivus grievances

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: christmas; decorations; festivus

1 posted on 12/17/2021 3:12:19 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

https://youtu.be/TAdZ1SFCu9k


2 posted on 12/17/2021 3:24:07 AM PST by hardspunned (former GOP globalist stooge)
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3 posted on 12/17/2021 4:21:32 AM PST by xp38
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Festivus for the rest of us!


4 posted on 12/17/2021 4:26:51 AM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: NOBO2012
I'm replacing my aluminum pole with titanium this year.

Titanium – This naturally occurring metal has the highest tensile strength to density ratio of any metal, which makes it, pound-for-pound, stronger than tungsten. 

5 posted on 12/17/2021 5:44:46 AM PST by KarlInOhio (I stand behind Alec Baldwin. It is far too dangerous to stand in front of him.)
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Why do Lefty television shows have to create fake holidays to obscure Christmas? Answer: Leftists HATE Jesus Christ and everyone who follows Him.


6 posted on 12/17/2021 10:42:04 AM PST by backwoods-engineer (But what do I know? I'm just a backwoods engineer.)
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