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To: EvilCapitalist

They say he took “Maternity Leave”. Does that mean he is the Mother, because Paternity leave would mean he is the father? Correct me, if I have this wrong.


5 posted on 11/30/2021 9:40:10 AM PST by Old Retired Army Guy
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To: Old Retired Army Guy

You’re not wrong.


9 posted on 11/30/2021 9:44:37 AM PST by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: Old Retired Army Guy

He’s the mother of that little turd?


10 posted on 11/30/2021 9:48:53 AM PST by steve8714 (Evidently the Oxford comma is racist, sexist, or homophobic. You decide which.)
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To: Old Retired Army Guy
Does that mean he is the Mother?

Indeed. He took a dump, picked it up, and named it Charlie. All his friends and relatives tell him how cute little Charlie is, but he can't figure out why no one wants to hold or kiss him.
14 posted on 11/30/2021 9:52:48 AM PST by Antoninus (Republicans are all honorable men.)
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