[conservative98]

[DesertRhino]

Maybe if it came with a free Krispy Kreme each day. You know, like the shots he loves so much.

[hinckley buzzard]

Hewitt spent endless minutes “interviewing” Christie about his book. Actually got rather embarrassing, as Hewitt often does. But no surprise the book doesn’t sell. Christie has no natural audience. Who is going to buy his dreck? Not liberals. Not conservatives. A few Rino’s perhaps. That’s it.

[GaryCrow]

He doesn’t have George Soros to buy up 20 million copies of his book like the Obamas and Clintons.

[NWFree]

That fat turd should write books about eating cheeseburgers - something he’s an actual expert at 🤪

[T.B. Yoits]

Chris Christie would have better luck selling a cookbook.

[dynachrome]

The real question is how much he was paid up front to eject this turd onto the public?

[Sicon]

If I want to know the best way to get 10,000 calories down my pie-hole every day, I *might* consider reading something written by Krispy Kreme Christie. If I want to read about politics or the future of the GOP (which has no future), no.

[Sicon]

Here’s his photo from the book’s jacket:

[lee martell]

Mike Pence sees this story on his laptop:
“Karen, come take a look at this!
‘Christie only sold 2289 books in his first week. Can you believe it? ...And this, after popping up on all those shows. Just you wait, MY BOOK is gonna blow Chris Christie straight outta the water!!”

[Dr. Sivana]

“He left New Jersey as the most unpopular governor since the advent of polling. But he’s still catnip to the national media,” noted Politico’s Matt Friedman.

No. That would be Jim "flim-flam" Florio and his toilet paper tax. The Republicans briefly had huge majorities in both houses that they promptly squandered.

[Bubba_Leroy]

I must admit that liked Christie a lot when he managed to beat incumbent democrat Corzine for Governor of New Jersey in 2009. His election was a glimmer of hope after the 2008 election of Our Glorious Leader Obama The One and foreshadowed the Republican tidal wave election of 2010.

That was the pinnacle of Christie's political career. It was all downhill from there.

He should have gone on to become a talking head, but he was limited to radio. Seriously, who would want to see that fat head talking on TV? Clearly, he has no future as writer. Maybe he can run for a local school board seat or for a city council or a subdivision HOA board, or one of the many other political positions that no one else wants.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Chris Christie’s new book Just 2,000 copies sold

Wait a sec - the MSM was telling me Crisco Christie was going to rescue the GOP from Trump. Did no one buy his book besides the talking heads on CNN and a few elderly Book-Of-The-Month members who forgot to decline Christie's book?

[Secret Agent Man]

No one cares about a blimp of an East Coast RINO

Hes the personification of the word “fudgecicle”

For cripes sake people

[j.havenfarm]

Last I heard Mark Levin has moved 1.1 million copies of his book, so he’s not far off.

Seriously, though, I’ve looked hard and have a hard time finding data on losers’ book sales. I tried to find anything on Jim Acosta and Jim Comey’s book and came up empty

[tinamina]

HA HA HA no one deserves it more. Except Fauci…

[USS Alaska]

Series-ly? Who would spend their own money on this tripe?

Did the fat boy buy some books as give aways?

[mewzilla]

Bertelsmann owns his publisher.

The intent wasn’t to sell books.

It was to launder money to Christie.

Why Bertelsmann would want to do that...

From 2008...

https://pjmedia.com/blog/john-rosenthal/2008/11/21/german-publishings-man-in-the-white-house-n18302

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2008/04/bill_clintons_30_million_germa.html