Posted on 11/28/2021 10:12:51 AM PST by DFG
ROTFLMFAO!!!
Wonder if Fauxi, the Hly One, was there for the vote....LOL
Habemus virum!
The Babylon Bee equates naming a new variant to electing a new Pope?
Like, oh my cron, that’s sacrilege!
I agree with skipping the name “Xi”. That was the proper name for the first variant.
The first variant was the original Xi, this one is the Nu Xi.
It normally would be sacrilegious, but the Bee is pretty much protestant, and the current pope is a communist.
LOL Nu Xi...
LOL! ... Finally, word from the Holie Sea naming the Successor!
It’s getting harder and harder to tell what’s from the Bee and what’s from the NYT. 🤣
They ought to sell naming rights to large corporations like they do with ballpark names. “The Chevrolet Virus: it’s new, it’s stylish, it’s gonna kill yer Granny!” Or maybe name them after politicians. “It’s the Pelosi virus! It’s going to ruin everything it touches!”
I saw what you did there
If they send up brown smoke, it means that Brandon sharted himself again.
There are about 200 coronaviruses and Covid is one of them, albeit a highly weaponized one.
We’re eventually going to run out of Greek letters as this virus continues to mutate. We’ll have to start numbering them instead.
Variant # 1,700
Permanent lockdown
Economy destroyed
Government controls most businesses
Dow Jones closes at 165, down 99% since 2022
Unemployment rate 85%
National debt at $180 trillion
Social Security benefits reduced by 50%
Elderly population practically wiped out.
Dr. Fauci celebrates 100th birthday and continues as U.S. Health Czar
Ha ha - the One-der variant, but people kept calling it the Oh-Need-er.
Wuhan, virus creation: it’s that thing you do.
Gotta love the BEE.
That was clever.
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