There’s still gulch potential in MD. My 85 year old Mom lives in a 100 year old farmhouse on the Eastern Shore next to the water at the end of a long dirt road. Nothing but her and the wildlife.
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Props, Ma!
I hear you (and felt the same way sort-of about the mountains).
But the reach of the Baltimore City/PG/Monkey County nazis reaches far and wide. That's why the west is trying to secede and join Best Virginia.