Biden's accident

American Thinker.com ^ | Pete McArdle

[Kaslin]

The twitterverse is all abuzz over a #1 trending hashtag, #PoopypantsBiden, so at the risk of soiling my very soul, I perused Twitter's website to see why.

The story starts with our president meeting the pope at the Vatican, presumably to discuss Jesus's thoughts about climate change and whether one can claim to be a good Catholic while facilitating the dismemberment of unborn babies.

Three things stood out about the meeting.

One is that the Vatican canned the traditional live footage of the event, instead providing only still shots and small snippets of conversation between the two pale, frail old men. In one snippet, Biden told the pope he (Pope Francis) was now talking to the only Catholic who's never had a drink. Although a devoted leftie himself, the pope undoubtedly did not appreciate the inference that his flock comprises alcoholics and must surely have wondered how deeply golden-fried a clearly senile Biden would be if he'd been a drinker.

Odd thing #2 is that the Biden meeting was much longer than the pope's previous meetings with Orange Man Bad and the Lightbringer. You can understand Pope Francis cutting short his meeting with The Donald — heck, Trump is the only American president ever to stand up for the unborn. Socialist popes can't have that — no, sir!

But why would the pope spend so much time with the addled husk of Jill Biden's husband? Was Biden that much more eloquent and interesting than St. Barry of Chi-town? Unlikely.

[Qiviut]

Word has it FJB refuses to wear adult diapers. When he was in NJ touring storm damage (Ida, I think), the SS had to take him somewhere (hotels) 3 times to get him cleaned up. The Poop is lucky that FJB only Schiffed once in his presence.

[griswold3]

My mother had the same problem. Nothing she could help and was devastated when it happened. Turn the page, folks. Nothing to joke about.

[Covenantor]

Incense, we need more incense, lots and lots of incense!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

But she’s not the leader of the free world. When he’s out there he’s representing all of us meaning showing us a man who’s in control at all times. He’s not.

[Leep]

If he remembered to ask.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Or “hey Popey, bless this...” Braaaaap!

[JudyinCanada]

I have sympathy for your mom, but for Biden, not a whiff (pardon the pun).

Normally any older person with this issue needs empathy, but when I consider what Biden has done to Americans for YEARS, I feel no sympathy.

In a way it’s a good thing they’re going through with this fraudulent administration....watching that criminal and his criminal family be shamed and humiliated before the country isn’t even close to just desserts.

[Leep]

Joe is a metaphor of himself and his crocked presidency.

[Lazamataz]

I’m not sure we’re quite mocking the actual self-soiling; what we are mocking is that America has a president at this level of enfeeblement.

[edwinland]

"One is that the Vatican canned the traditional live footage of the event, instead providing only still shots and small snippets of conversation between the two pale, frail old men."

"The third strange item is Vatican photos that appear to show Biden wearing a blue suit and later, in the same meeting, wearing a black one."

Problem with this thesis: the Vatican announced several days BEFORE the meeting that it would not be televised. That was widely reported. If they did that because their psychic skills revealed what would happen, they would have told Biden to bring an extra suit.

[kelly4c]

I love how this writer chooses to reference # 44. :)

[Dusty Road]

My mom dealt with the same thing and it got worse as she got older, it’s an uncontrollable humiliating experience. It was so bad she was afraid to leave the house. If we did get her out and take them out to eat she scanned the restaurant and looked for the bathroom and we took the closest table possible. She once said she’s just as soon have a colostomy bag, at least then she was in control.

[SMARTY]

Wrong.

YOU didn't travel the country claiming to be THE answer to US problems, over and above all contenders - especially the totally successful and unsurpassed Donald Trump!!

Irresponsibly and callously trashing all opponents just for media attention, Joe has made himself open to criticism and a fair target, so now he can take the consequences!!

Politics is tough and it's much worse if you gratuitously descend to trashing the opposition, if you depart from issues and facts because you have no command OF the issues and facts, because your ideology stinks and finally, JUST for media attention you couldn't get any other way. Joe invited and deserves all this ... and WORSE!

[trebb]

And the Pope is still humming,

What’s that smell
Can you smell that smell...

[glennaro]

By not allowing him to take unscripted questions from the "press", FJB's attendants have been marginally successul in controlling the similar, uh, "product" that spews frequently from his "upper orifice". Controlling this other "orifice" is going to be a much bigger challenge, especially as the frequency also increases. (I wonder just how short that straw must be to draw that assignment!)

[mmichaels1970]

This is the President of the United States of America. If this were some guy at your local Denny's, I can agree that it's nothing to joke about. But they've been hiding this guy from public view. They've been cutting off his mic, cancelling live feeds, doing anything to prevent us from seeing the true person that is representing us to the rest of the world.

He deserves all the ridicule he gets...as does his handlers.

[Paco]

I read the article on American Thinnker - and just when I thought all the innuendo and jokes were over, I saw that the image credit went to: Gage "Skidmore"

You can't make this stuff up!

[x]

Problem with this thesis: the Vatican announced several days BEFORE the meeting that it would not be televised. That was widely reported.

I know. Also, it wouldn't be the first time a dark blue suit looked black at first glance. The story may just be made up.

[mmichaels1970]

If they did that because their psychic skills revealed what would happen, they would have told Biden to bring an extra suit.

They didn't know that this, specifically would happen. But they knew SOMETHING like this would happen. Like he might wander off, go in the wrong direction, etc. This president is being hidden as much as possible. He's a propped-up puppet leader who likely is not in control of his faculties.