Posted on 09/19/2021 1:28:59 PM PDT by Texas Fossil
First things first. If there ever was an actual “insurrection”, a couple hundred patriots with axe handles would easily crush these out-of-shape DC riot goons dressed like teenage ninja turtles. Just sayin’… Although, to be fair, a few of the groups did look like they just raided the costume surplus from the last Batman movie.
Today, the feds planted undercover operatives all over the DC mall in an effort to manipulate the crowd and set-up another “insurrection narrative.” However, in a hilarious turn of events no one showed up to play. As a result, there were more media looking for stories than actual protestors, and the DC riot police looked like knuckleheads on a scavenger hunt for Easter eggs. Dummies.
Amid the over-the-top nonsense, the DC police did notice a suspicious man dressed in Antifa garb wearing a concealed firearm. However, when they moved in to question him, the doofus had to admit he was an undercover federal agent and showed his badge. That’s when things really got funny because the cops, now with a case of the sads, had to pretend like they were arresting him in order to retain appearances. It was all caught on camera. WATCH:
Apparently, according to the Twitter, this is what happens when you throw an entrapment party and no one shows up.
I know it might be hard to believe, but it does get funnier than the Spaceballs extras video-taped above.
FBI Briefing instructions: “Look normal, as close to “cookout party dads” as possible. Pick up your Kohl’s gift cards at the desk on your way out. High socks preferred for optics. Remember boys, be invisible!” “Alex, you take point on this one.” “Got it!” “Hey guys, lets all look the same, so that way we will look like everybody else”…
Government issued Ray-Ban’s… √
Squared away haircuts…. √
Black socks…. √
Govt approved wristwatches… √
Inability to blend in, and look totally stupid…. √
Wait what… why did that guy just say we look like “prouder boys”?
Good photo's and video at the link
Their are already out there and getting lots of repeats.
There are huge numbers of defenders of this assault on our nation. Most have government jobs. Many other have good jobs in Tech companies, owned by those who benefit from our demise.
But think about who they serve.
Their masters serve Satan himself.
Batman,,,
What I thought.
Ineptness.
Yes.
Too funny!
Well Slow Joe is bat crap crazy.
And he has served evil and corruptness all his life.
Yes, I could not quit laughing after the graphics that were quickly made up to mock them.
Alternate: indoor rally in a large venue, GOA and NRA friendly! Instead of headline speakers, announce a surprise party for all snitches, narcs and weenies. Hand out silly hats and noisemakers...
After what these tools did on 6 January, you would think that they wouldn’t dare to take another bite of that apple. Our tax dollars hard at work!
Leave it to the FBI to screw up a wet dream!
I was wondering earlier if ANY of these guys feel at least a bit stupid after that clusterf*ck.....
I know that I wouldn’t come out of my house for several days afterward. And I sure as hell wouldn’t tell anybody who I work for. No, Sir!
Agree. But I’m sure at mid level there are still some straight arrows too. Top level of almost every agency in DC is Political and Totally Corrupt.
This is way past it’s expiration date.
It smell most foul and draws lots of flies and maggots.
Are we sure that wasn’t just a casting call for the Harvard Hasty Pudding Club rendition of West Side Story? I could see them starting to snap their fingers in unison and chant “When Ya a Jet ya a Jet all duh way,” breaking into a dance routine that would leave the audience astounded.
Let’s see if the fences come back down. I think the only point was to get them back up again.
How about a Fed powerball raffle.
Have everyone in the room wear a number.
Everybody gets to pick six numbers that they think are Feds.
The guys with the most numbers picked have to be interrogated on stage to find out the truth.
Six confessions wins the jackpot.
;-)
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