[gundog]

Why is it that Democrats have to step in sh*t, then take their shoe off, smell it, and taste it to know that it’s sh*t?

What the hell did you think would happen if a senile sock puppet were president?

[qaz123]

They don’t even do that. They come to your house and spread it all over your carpet and then leave.

[1956tbyrd]

That’s why I call them Defecrats. They sh*t all over everything and then blame someone else.