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Democrats Unveil ‘Tread On Me’ Flag
Babylon Bee ^
| 08/23/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 08/23/2021 4:06:06 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Standing atop a large dais being held up by dozens of American citizens, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, and Ilhan Omar unveiled a new flag they felt best represented the Democratic party’s goal for the role of government. Centered in the bright yellow flag was an image of a snake being squashed under a bureaucrat’s polished shoe, above the printed phrase, “Tread On Me.”
“Americans don’t know what they want, that’s why they elected us, to make sure we make sure they act in their best interests which are our interests,” said Senator Schumer. “The most edifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'”
Pelosi chimed in, emphasizing the vital need for government intervention in all aspects of life as a replacement for the disintegration of the family unit, loss of religious faith as a moral guide, and increased tax burdens. “We’re not sure which political party is responsible for these atrocities over the past decades, but I would bet one of my walk-in ice cream freezers it was the Republicans.”
Representatives Ocasio-Cortez and Ilhan Omar could not be reached for comment, as they had begun bickering over which colors to add to the flag to fairly represent the intersectional array of government overstep and oppression, which segued into a discussion about the need for all oppressed groups needing representation, followed by a spat about which of the two of them was more oppressed, and ending in an epic catfight.
At press time, Senator Schumer was leaning over our shoulder, threatening the gulag if we did not remove phrasing that would paint our dear, benevolent government in a negative light.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: aoc; california; ccp; china; gadsden; nancypelosi; pelosi; schumer
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:06:06 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:08:39 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: DFG
Look at the happy, smiling millennial Democrats. Megan Rapinoe is looking especially fetching.
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:09:08 PM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Criminal democrats kill babies. Do you think anything else is a problem for them?”)
To: DFG
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:09:21 PM PDT
by
ConservativeInPA
("Goats are like mushrooms. Because if you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters." - Joe Biden)
To: DFG
Demoturds and the vax mandate tw&ts.
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:14:27 PM PDT
by
tatown
To: BenLurkin
Caliph Baraq is my Homeboy
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:18:12 PM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
WTF is that?
No right to mess up an icon like that.
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:22:37 PM PDT
by
proud American in Canada
("Fear is a reaction; courage is a decision." Winston Churchill)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:26:06 PM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
These people are traitors, they have crossed the Rubicon with this although it was crossed a long time ago. However, this is pure evidence that it has been crossed. There are two ways to deal with them, one, separate (kick them out to somewhere or we break up) or two, well, we might have to rumble.
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:28:28 PM PDT
by
MrLucky1966
(GOVT.SYS CORRUPTED! RUN GUN.COM? (Y/Y) GUN.COM NOT FOUND, EXECUTE BASEBALL.BAT? (Y/Y))
To: DFG
seems a few are not up to speed with the Bee.
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:30:48 PM PDT
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:31:25 PM PDT
by
Eddie01
(Only a fool plays a rigged game by the rules)
To: Gene Eric
Yeah, one got caught up this morning.
Fun.
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:39:18 PM PDT
by
oldvirginian
(I’m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.)
To: DFG
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:40:59 PM PDT
by
KC_Lion
To: MrLucky1966
The Babylon Bee is a satire site.
Good satire is believable at first glance.
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:41:39 PM PDT
by
oldvirginian
(I’m getting tired of being part of a major historical event.)
To: Gene Eric
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:46:01 PM PDT
by
higgmeister
( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken )
To: DFG
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:49:00 PM PDT
by
Chode
(there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. P144:1)
To: proud American in Canada
Lol! It’s the Bee... Chill
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posted on
08/23/2021 4:58:10 PM PDT
by
Afterguard
(Deplorable me! )
To: Eddie01
It is.
Would they be the Bee staffers?
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posted on
08/23/2021 5:11:44 PM PDT
by
Does so
(USA is run from 2446 Belmont Rd, NW, DC, (Kalorama). Why else the 9/11 deadline for Afghanistan?)
To: proud American in Canada
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posted on
08/23/2021 5:25:46 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
("Anti-fascist" is from the official name of the Berlin Wall: Anti-fascist Protection Barrier.)
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