Posted on 08/22/2021 11:21:51 AM PDT by Starman417
Sun Tzu, the brilliant Chinese military strategist offered this strategic advice: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
That advice has withstood the test of time and Joe Biden embraced it when he became president. Actually, Joe’s son Hunter made a wooden plaque in shop class that sits on Biden’s desk in the Oval Office.
Unfortunately, the plaque reads: Love Close Friends and Enemies Keep Loving. Whoops.
That’s not it Joe.
Joe not only loves his enemies but blindly initiates all of their hair-brained ideas. All of those whacky, moronic left-wing ideas fall into Biden’s brain and drop out of his mouth like Chicklets. Biden’s presidency reminds me of that TV show Impractical Jokers. Impractical Jokers is an unscripted, hidden-camera show featuring the members of the troupe the Tenderloins, who perform crazy pranks on unsuspecting strangers. I swear that Joe Biden appears to be the comic foil to Donald Trump and sinister traitors/comedians/enemies/advisers are behind the curtain pranking him. These are some of the insane ideas that Biden has initiated in the last seven months of his presidency. Who is writing this stuff?
1. “Joe, keep that southern border open.” - Yeah, not only keep it open but invite anyone and everyone with legs to walk right in. Hey, this could be funny. Absolutely no vetting for anyone. Also, tell your border patrol to ignore the illegal immigrants sitting on the hood of their car asking for a ride. Joe then screams at all citizens to wear masks because of COVID.
Tell them that you take that seriously while eating an ice cream cone in Delaware.
2. “Joe, under the cover of night, covertly ship the immigrants to red states across the country.” - That could really be fun to watch. Hey, Joe, ship them by plane to Texas and Tennessee.
3. “Joe, lets abandon Afghanistan.” - Yeah Joe, but let's do it bassackwards. First, you get our military safely out of the country, then watch the trapped U.S. citizens beg for help. I got a better idea, Joe. Abruptly abandon the U.S. Bagram military airfield, north of Kabul, and make those trapped citizens fight their way to the smaller airport in Kabul. This could be funny, leave billions of dollars of U.S. military equipment for the Taliban to capture. Okay Joe, now put some of our troops back into the country but tell them that they can’t leave the airport and help the captured Americans. Immediately go to Camp David. Okay, Joe the next day abruptly return to the White House and hold a press conference. Here’s the funny part. Don’t even mention the disaster in Afghanistan. Talk about COVID Joe. Yeah, people really want to hear more about COVID. Hey Joe, then walk out of the room and refuse to take any questions from the press.
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Sun Tzu, the brilliant Chinese military strategist offered this strategic advice: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. …That’s an original from The Godfather II screenplay FWICS. I read The Art of War and never saw anything resembling that in there.
Me neither, but he was big on infiltration, which seems to be the Taliban’s strategy with the Afghans they are letting into the airport.
The biden’s are in it for whatever they can get.
You mean less than zero to them.
Some people just like to watch the world burn.
The Democrats are Antifa and BLM - the American Taliban.
Seriously - compare the The Taliban's acts and they are identical to BLM/Antifa
It’s Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right.
Hi.
“It’s Clowns to the left and Jokers to the right.”
And here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
5.56mm
Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain’t right
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs
...losing control yeah I’m all over the place
Joe’s decision making ability may be at an imbecilic level. But, he has people around him that are bright and, REALLY DO WANT TO DESTROY THE COUNTRY!
Susan: Is this a good Idea?
Jill: He insists, he says the people think of him as a loving grandfather. He knows if he speaks to the press he gets vanilla pudding instead of chocolate, so it must be important to him.
Joe (to press): Thank you for being here, I want to start by reassuring everyone that the situation in Afghanistan is under control.
Jill: Not bad so far.
Joe: We have begun to institute new policies that will insure the safety of the American citizens on the ground in Kabul...
Susan: Doing great.
Joe: ...and that the replays of Teletubbies will not be interrupted.
Susan: Crap
Jill: Oh God..
Reporter: Do we have plans for an evacuation?
Joe: I evacuated earlier today, and I drew a happy face on my penis.
Susan: No, No, No!
Jill: Put a lid on it, shut it down! Shut it down!.....Who gave him a pen
Later
Joe: I didn’t do so good, did I ?
Jill: Not really, no.
Joe: I suppose it’s tapioca or banana pudding today.
Jill: No, today it’s plain oatmeal.
ah yes, an old song by Stealer’s Wheel.
Giving Joe quiet time with a Sharpie is probably a bad idea at this point.
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