Posted on 07/31/2021 9:08:31 AM PDT by jimjohn
Question rendered moot, as they’d have to make it to my door in the first place.
In before Young Frankenstein jokes.
Frau Blücher!!
I wish I’d learned to carve characters.
I’d make two wind chimes of famous communists and socialists hanging from a densely packed gallows. One for each side of the walk up to the front door.
You beat me to the punch line.
Nobody knocking at my door yet.
That’s a talented girl!!!
Due to covid only those with pre arranged appointments will be admitted.
I am in the “shut up” stage of a three-stage protocol.
“Question About the Door Knockers...”
Answer..... DON’T ANSWER THE DOOR.
The sign on my door will read:
“SELF QUARANTINE IN PROGRESS”
The blacks don’t appear to be into the jab thing, under 10% rate. Would be interesting to see Asian number and other groups, however you want to define them. The leftist apparently are fully on board and now want to coerce the rest of us. This will not likely go as planed for them.
Prepare accordingly, most likely will be an interesting ride.
If they came to my door, me and all 15 relatives would be there to intimidate them.
When the border is closed - I’ll get the shot.
Correct.
Just like we had to unlearn answering a ringing phone like one of Pavlov's dogs, we have to unlearn answering the door.
Pro tip: If you live in a city or a town, slide out the back door out of sight of the covidknockers, then meet up with them a few doors down or the next street over.
Ask to see their official identification, which they should be wearing around their neck, plainly visible.
When I worked Census in 2010 and 2020, we were REQUIRED to wear an official Census ID at all times while we were working.
You only get one of those if you pass a background check AND are fingerprinted by the Census Bureau.
The reason I'm saying this is because without that credential, these doorknockers could be ANYBODY - a criminal casing your house, a rapist or anything else under the sun.
Just make sure they can't connect you to your own domicile when you stop them for ID, and don't identify yourself.
If they don't have valid ID, consider reporting them to the local police.
Someone did that to me during Census, but since I had official ID, it was no big deal.
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