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7 Clever Ways To Scare Off Biden's Door-To-Door Vaccine Evangelists
Babylon Bee ^
| 07/08/2021
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 07/08/2021 2:44:36 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG
“I'm gonna give you to the count of 10 to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead.”
"1..2....10!"
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posted on
07/08/2021 6:12:16 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: Veto!
Most of my income now is SS. So tax deductions don’t help anymore.
82
posted on
07/08/2021 6:37:01 PM PDT
by
Rusty0604
(" When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat." -Ronald Reagan)
To: gundog
83
posted on
07/08/2021 8:51:40 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(I Ride By Night And I Travel In Fear, That In This Darkness, I Will Disappear....)
To: joethedrummer
“Your dog gets aggressive and hours later, animal control will come to collect it. And fine YOU.”
Not in my state.
State troopers told me that when a door to door salesman opened the gate and was wandering around the yard.
Himself let the Dobe girl out not knowing we had a moron walking around and she did her thing.
Trooper said it was the idiot’s bad luck and nothing happened to her.
84
posted on
07/08/2021 8:55:22 PM PDT
by
Salamander
(I Ride By Night And I Travel In Fear, That In This Darkness, I Will Disappear....)
To: Salamander
They might read something into that. It’s all been fun and games up ‘til now. It’s beginning to look like real-deal fascism, though.
85
posted on
07/08/2021 9:38:50 PM PDT
by
gundog
(It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
To: glennaro
86
posted on
07/08/2021 9:45:54 PM PDT
by
Bob434
To: DFG
How about,
"3D Printing! Land Mines a Specialty!"
87
posted on
07/08/2021 11:00:27 PM PDT
by
jonascord
(First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
To: gundog
88
posted on
07/09/2021 6:05:31 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(I Ride By Night And I Travel In Fear, That In This Darkness, I Will Disappear....)
To: RetiredTexasVet
That’s one of my favorite tactics. I answer the door then act like I’ve got something emergent and ask them to hold on a sec. I close the door and forget about them.
89
posted on
07/09/2021 6:14:05 AM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Arm up! They Have!)
To: DFG
90
posted on
07/09/2021 10:49:15 PM PDT
by
Sparky21555
(The buck stops over there.)
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