Posted on 06/23/2021 2:10:50 PM PDT by Starman417
Abbott and Costello once delivered a comedy routine entitled, “Who’s on First?” that identified various players on a baseball team and the positions they fielded. My team is called America and these are my players.
First Base. Who. Joe Biden is currently playing first base. Joe is an enigma wrapped in a riddle. He falls up the stairs boarding Air Force One, gets confused, angry and lapses into fits of speaking mumbo jumbo. Joe can’t string thoughts together without a teleprompter, and his sign language interpreter dude looks like he’s having a stroke most of the time. Rough gig. Who exactly is Joe? Inquiring minds would like to know. Joe appears to be cognitively impaired. Ronny Jackson, the Republican Representative of Texas, who served as White House physician for Obama and Trump, said, “Biden should get a cognitive test.” I’ll take WORST KEPT SECRET IN THE WORLD for $100 Alex.
Second Base. What. What country on the planet opens a border and invites anyone to walk across? Pedophiles, sexual deviants, murderers, thieves and rapists are all welcome. Do you have COVID, the Plague, Malaria, Polio, Typhoid Fever, Denge Fever? No problem. We’ll put you on a free flight in the dead of night, serve you a refreshing beverage and in the morning you’ll wake up in Tennessee or North Dakota-anywhere but the border. Bad optics trumps an outbreak of Tuberculosis in Chattanooga. We’ll even use taxpayer money to put you up at a fancy hotel. What is the definition of insanity? Open your borders to everyone and anyone.
Third Base. I Don’t Know. Kamala is playing third base. She was given a job to solve the border crisis and 92 days later she still doesn’t know where the border is located and couldn’t care less about resolving the issue. She recently marched in a parade (for one block), got her picture taken and then booked. She really doesn’t know what she is doing. Apparently she never did. Her Secret Service code name may be CLUELESS.
Short Stop. I Don’t Give A Damn. China plays short stop. They don’t give a damn about the people they have killed and the havoc they have unleashed upon the world. COVID came from Bat Soup my ass. They lied and people died because lying is what they do. They hid evidence from the Wuhan Lab gain of function experiments (what could go wrong with making bad crap worse), made doctors disappear, and then tried to blame everyone else for their mistakes. Shame on them. Every nation on earth should have banded together and demanded the truth. China didn’t want the world to know the truth. Chinese dragons are symbolic of being lucky, powerful and noble. Noble? I don’t think so. Maybe a venomous snake would be a more appropriate symbol for the current Chinese leaders.
Catcher. Today. Today, liberals across this nation want to defund the police. What exactly are they going to replace them with? Amazing, men and women in blue risk their lives on a daily basis to maintain law and order in cities across our country. Police are catching grief for arresting lawbreakers, and then watch with disbelief when corrupt/cowardly/spineless district attorneys release criminals back onto the street to loot some more. Police in major cities are underfunded and unappreciated. Many are retiring or seeking employment elsewhere. Who can blame them? Their only reward is getting shot or sent to prison for a split second, life and death situation, captured on a mobile phone while they lay bleeding in the street. Quick question: Hey suckers, whatcha you gonna do when the bad dudes come for you and the police have been defunded?
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