Posted on 06/16/2021 3:05:50 PM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Vice President Kamala Harris has been hit with a possibly lethal dose of laugh gas, most likely at the hands of the Gotham supervillain the Joker. Harris was spotted having a fit of uncontrolled laughter — horrifying everyone around her — a sure sign of the toxic gas the Clown Prince of Crime is known for.
Medics are at the scene trying to calm Harris down, but she is unresponsive, simply laughing in everyone’s faces. And the area has been cleared in case the Joker is still nearby and could dose someone else. We will keep you updated as more about Harris’s condition is known and for any more information of what could be the Joker’s next target.
UPDATE: It was a false alarm. Harris has not been dosed with the Joker’s laughing gas at all. A reporter asked her about the horrible conditions at the border and the number of children locked up there, and that question is what caused her to lapse into a hysterical fit of laughter. Though frightening, her staff assures everyone that is perfectly normal for her.
As for the Joker, he is currently locked away in Arkham Asylum where he assuredly will spend the rest of his life and never bother us again.
Snopes has fact-checked this article and has determined it to be “Mostly False.”
Probably because the Joker is not currently locked up in Arkham asylum.
Where’s Kamala in that picture?
The BB is falling behind. This is not nearly as absurd as what the dems really act like.
she’s not...
Cackllng Kamala. At least when my hens cackle it means they have laid an egg.
Any truth to the story. It would not surprise me. Some people laugh when stressed. Like a reflex. A bad one but my wife and I have it. Under extreme stress sometimes we can’t look at each other without wanting to get hysterical laughing. And can be at bad times. Won’t go into stories.
Modern Smilex is a lot like what happened with the Democratic Ticket.
By the time we found out who Joe and Kamala really were,
“We already Bought’em.”
HAAAhahahahahahaHAAAAAhahahaahaa aaahahah... BURP!
Last one ? I think this might be a trick question.
Told you it would be a clown show.
I have a habit of uncontrolled laughter when I hear or see something absurd. Once, while on a cruise with a woman I was dating, we were in the ship’s jewelery store. I asked the price of a watch - one of those brands that they sell knock-offs of for 25.00 - and was told it was over 6 grand. I just started laughing. Absurd to pay that much for something that keeps time as well as a Timex, just for the name. My lady friend later told me she was embarrassed when I laughed. Oh well.
Your not the only one I am a jeweler. People come in every once in a while someone comes in (mostly a guy) and does that, then someone comes in with great taste. We have 4 or 5 really expensive pieces with 5 grand or more tag on them. I swear that will be the only ones they want to see. And yes about the watches. I have had Rolex and a timex keeps better time.
Wife and I laugh when people fall in public, even if they are hurt. Or a funeral. It’s embarrassing but can’t help it. If someone comes in with Tourette’s. I apologize but I am sure the think I am a jerk.
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