Posted on 05/16/2021 6:06:36 AM PDT by Roman_War_Criminal
I don't think "eluding to" is what you were alluding to.
Makes for an interesting slip, however, from an angry man, a kind of Fraudian slip, right?
CDC Says You No Longer Have To Wear A Life Jacket Outside In Case Of Rain
Babylon Bee ^ | May 14th, 2021 -
Posted on 5/16/2021, 7:34:15 AM by george76
The CDC has updated its guidelines and announced that you no longer have to wear a life jacket outside in case of rain. The guidelines had been put in place last year during a particularly rainy March, and although many experts had claimed we would just have to wear the life jackets for a couple of weeks, mandates remained in place for well over a year.
But now, even hardcore pro-life jacket agencies like the CDC have admitted it is time to take the life jackets off and go about our lives.
“Look, unfortunately, the rainy season is just about over,” said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky. “We had hoped it would last forever, but even we must admit, you no longer have to put a life jacket on when going outside.” However, the updated rule only applies to people who have taken swimming lessons at an approved swim lesson site. Still, many say this is progress over the strict and sometimes anti-science position taken by the CDC throughout the flood season.
“But we will still remain vigilant, and life jackets may become a seasonal thing worn every October through April to stay safe.”
Despite the updated guidelines, many liberals announced they would continue to wear life jackets until the chance of drowning in a sudden freak flash flood hit 0%.
“This is way too soon,” said Krissy Mackinaw of Austin, Texas as she watched people walk by without life jackets. “Look at these anti-science neanderthals walking around!” Her state of Texas removed the life jacket mandate several months ago, causing many experts to predict there would be a massive spike in drownings, but none of those predictions of doom came true. “You’re all going to die!” she screamed at passersby as she put a snorkel on.
All the previous mRNA vaccines killed their test subjects and have never been used.
You claimed there were mRNA vaccines in use, you lied.
P.S. As a liar about mRNA vaccines, you are in great company with those desperately demanding everyone take this dangerous drug.
Uh??
What are you talking about?
Here’s the original post:
“ Normal? Like Polio? Measles?
after Polio was finally isolated, 3 years. The dose was adjusted so if you really wanna split hairs, 4 years.
Measles, 3 years.......it was in the 4th year that things really got going for the vaccination when it was grown in chicken eggs.
We are more advanced now.
Some of you paranoid people think we should just wait some unwritten Law of 10 years before a vaccine.
Why wait when we don’t have to? For the sake of waiting?”
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I was exactly eluding to people claiming a vaccine should be or needs 10 years of testing before it’s use.
Go find some crayons and amuse yourself.
I can only imagine how hard it’s becoming realizing that most Americans have now been vaccinated
Snip
Credibility..........it’s a bite to lose it.
Careful when you get snarky and talk about people losing credibility...yes it is a bite to lose it.
You state as fact that most Americans have now been vaccinated.
36.7% is not an accurate definition of “most.”
As of 6 a.m. EDT May 15, a total of 121,768,268 Americans had been fully vaccinated, or 36.7 percent of the country’s population, according to the CDC’s data.
States ranked by percentage of population fully vaccinated ...https://www.beckershospitalreview.com › public-health
No, you have emuzed me anuff, dopey.
Thanks for the entertainment.
This is exactly what I said:
Post # 33: “ mRNA is NOT new.
It has been tested and worked with for years.”
Then Post # 38: “ Suppose to be a “Gotcha” video but it proves they’ve been working on mRNA for years and the advancements we have now and those to come.”
Also, you can not find one single post or even hint of me EVER demanding anyone to do anything than their God given right of free choice.
By me re-posting what I actually said and my continued encouragement of every choosing what’s best for them.
You. Are. The. Proven. LIAR.
Of course, if reading comprehension isn’t your bag or English isn’t your first, second language, I’ll cut you a little slack.
Then, you throw in all previous mRNA killed their test subjects. B.S.
But I expect that from you.
Thanks for you lousy reading skills.
I’m eluding to you not understanding what I wrote, in English BTW.
I seem to recall that these are not FDA approved vaccines...
They are experimental and under Emergency Use Authorization...
Am I wrong?
IYesterday I hit the farmers market, conventional store and upscale boutique grocery.
The market was about 80/20 marks wearers. I didn’t put mine on until I saw the mask sign which was in the middle of the market and not at the entrances like it had been.
Conventional grocery store took the signs down. I was the only one in there without a mask. Sadly, the mask has become habit for too many people.
The boutique still had the signs up. It was the last refuge for the maskless last year. I’m pretty sure they know that the entire clientele will ditch masks ASAP. I’m hoping the sign won’t be there next week.
4 masks in church with two being ditched once the revised mask order was lifted.
Yes, totally vaccinated.
But the Pfizer and Moderna are given in 2 injections.
So counting all people (including my wife who will get her second Pfizer in 10 days) 260 Million Americans have at AT LEAST ONE vaccine injection.
From the CDC data I read, 150 million are now FULLY vaccinated, with the one injection J&J or the 2 dose Pfizer or Moderna, but I will look into your number as I’ve been keeping track somewhat.
Thanks.
Amazing when these n00b trolls double down on their stupidity.
😂
Geimpft Macht Frei
That.....is hilarious. Good for you.
And, I think you’re right.....these sheeple just need some validation from normies.
I couldn’t imagine wearing a mask in a sauna. Good, you ran him out!
I chuckle to myself thinking about how libs just have to be so conflicted with the mask thing. You know, do I mask up and have people think I’m unvaccinated? But if I take it off, they might think I’m a Trump voter! What to do, what to do LMAO.
You are correct. They are in an experimental status. This comes with restrictions, cautions, and indemnifications for the company against death and other harm.
You made my point. You said “ mRNA is NOT new. It has been tested and worked with for years.” and that is a bold faced lie. They have not worked and are not in use.
Fauci and his friends are FRAUDS!
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Let me add: everything about the entire Covid flu was a fraud, the numbers, the fear peddling, the silencing, the jerry meandered statistics, the MRNA jabs, the passports,....our last generation would have never put up with garbage......I am close to one of “ them”, didn’t change a single routine, no face diapers, went to church, vacations, no jabs, carried on....and was rewarded immensely by doing so.
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