LOL, that’s funny. Where are you going to bug out to? Do you have a vehicle and enough fuel to get there? Will you be able to get down the road with all the crazies blocking the way? Once you get to wherever, do you have the comforts of home and supplies? Will you know the locals and who can you trust?
Who said I’m using roads or vehicles?
Or even traveling by day?
In a real SHTF scenario there will never any comforts again and to survive you’ll have to continue moving every day.
You should think about what you will do and not laugh.