LOL !!!
Don’t most of the newer commercial planes basically need a Crew to start the engines and exercise the radio button occasionally and the rest of the system is pretty much automated these days ?
I have not flown since forever. I prefer to keep that image of the 60-70’s when there was Cabin Service, Tours of the Cockpit while on the ground and Metal Wings for the Kids not the plastic or nonexistent ones nowadays. Where My biggest worry was the Menu: Fish, Chicken or Beef. I was raised to reply to the Stewardess when asked what meal I would like to have and My response was to be “Whatever You have the most of, Mam” That was the standing Family order as NonRev Pax.