[Buttons12]

If you must send your child to college, go with a bargain basement specimen. Whatever helps them rack up the credits and get that precious wall art made of faux parchment. Because the more you spend, the more likely you’ll end up with offspring polluted by leftist waste.

[FlingWingFlyer]

Someday, the illegal aliens will have dropped America’s average I.Q. far enough that we won’t have to send the kids to prostitutions of higher learning to have their I.Q.s dropped.

[systemjim]

As we know, young people always want to be different—just like all their friends.

[Leaning Right]

Actual conversations:

A friend: “My child is going to college to study mechanical engineering.”
Me: “Great!”

Another friend: “My child is going to college to study French literature.”
Me: “Oh, my.”

[knarf]

their feeder corps is the govt indoctrination centers

Waddaya' 'spect ?

[vpintheak]

Right now my 2 oldest have no interest in college. They know the deal.

[Dick Bachert]

I'm SHOCKED. Just SHOCKED!

[Organic Panic]

.... but a well trained product. You don’t want the foot soldiers of the revolution smart. You want them obedient and unquestioning.