Posted on 03/24/2021 3:36:05 PM PDT by artichokegrower
Joe Biden invited Megan Rapinoe, the pink-haired, America-hating women’s soccer player to the White House to complain about the “pay gap” affecting women.
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Pablum: 1. (Noun) Bland or insipid intellectual fare
2. Baby food
They probably feed It to him for breakfast and so he spews it the rest of the day
Hey, my mom could do that.
Of course, she had her bladder removed and had a urostomy, but she loved saying she could write her name in the snow too!
I loved her for that...talk about making lemonade out of lemons!
Bingo!!!
Man’s records n track out shoe women’s records. High school males excel past the best women’s efforts. Same with weight lifting, and other endeavors that require brute force.
Fix a broken down car with just hand tools in the middle of the desert.
LOL!
But, I CAN open one.
However, after the third hammer blow, getting the glass shards out the pickle juice is a little tricky!
You are correct.
I don’t have to squat to pee.
Plus, I don’t get cranky every 28 days.
Incoming!
5.56mm
Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny had me convinced.
What are men good at and women are not? Lets see:
1. Getting wood.
2. Having a wet dream.
3. Getting through a day without crying.
4. Choking the chicken.
5. Winning circle jerk pots.
6. Buying a car without overpaying.
I could go on but it really boils down to the simple fact that had women not been made with a nice warm wet place for men to put their manhood and were necessary to create more boys there would have been a bounty on their heads and would have become extinct long ago.
Rapinoe’s team of champion women couldn’t even beat a high school boys junior varsity squad at soccer.
Let’s see them shoot 40 million sperm in every ejaculation. And they think losing one egg per month is a big deal!
I’ll take “Toadstools” for $1,000, Alex.
Here’s 3:
APFT.
ACFT.
Leg tucks.
Those who know, know.
There are the gorgeous women of Free Republic that can do things men will never be able to do.
I celebrate them for how hard they work to tame us animals and introduce us to “feelings”.
Chart a path of love and empathy for our families, turn our houses into homes and do it all with a smile on their face.
They talk about us a bit to their friends but at the end of the day they love our stinky ass, and they adore us for knowing whatever our flaws they can trust us to put our lives before theirs.
..at least my woman can.
NHL goalie
Their pads only last one period
The problem is that the Left wants us to believe that both sexes are the same. No, that’s not true. We are different but equal. Women are better at some things than men. Likewise with men. That’s the way things are.
“Dementia Joe finished very close to last in his final year in law school yes?”
I wonder if his professor said “Joe - you’re too stupid to be a lawyer. You’re so stupid you should be in Congress!”
Pee on a wall standing up.
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