DR. SEUSS’ LESSER-KNOWN BOOKS
(Antifa/BLM-approved!)
1. The Cat in the Blender
2. Are You My Proctologist?
3. Fox in Detox
4. Who Shat in the Hat?
5. Horton Hires a Ho
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo-—Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. One B!tch, Two B!tch, Dead B!tch, You B!tch
11. Marvin K. Mooney, Get the %^$# Out!
12. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
13. The B!tch Set Me Up
14. I’ve Fallen-—And I Can’t Get Up!
15. Yentl the Lentil
16. My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
17. Aunts in My Pants
18. Hop On Mom
19. Oh, the Places You’ll Scratch and Sniff!
20. Horton Fakes an Orgasm
21. The Grinch’s Ten Inches
Lol!
Did you make those up yourself?