Posted on 02/10/2021 2:06:13 PM PST by grundle
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a historic move, the U.S. Senate decided to switch to voting by mail for Trump's second impeachment trial. After all the votes were counted by an intern in a back room with no cameras, the Senate ruled to convict President Trump of incitement to violence by a vote of 8275 to 3.
"Our holy democracy has spoken," said Senator Chuck Schumer. "Do not ask any questions or you are a blasphemer against the sacred sacredness of our vote. Everyone can go home now!"
A couple of troublemaking Senators attempted to overthrow the Constitution by bringing up the point that there are only 100 Senators, making it impossible to arrive at a tally of 8275 to 3, but they were quickly removed from the Senate Chambers and condemned for "attempting to suppress the votes of people of color."
The Senate then moved on to other business, passing universal healthcare by a margin of 320,000 to 4.
Heh!
The paper of record strikes again.
Man are the folks at the Bee batting a thousand lately, or what?
But punish those 3 nay votes!
As has been discussed quite a bit this week. If Trump had not won the election they wouldn’t be impeaching him today. If nothing else, government is lazy. They don’t do anything unless they have to.
Level 10... or 11 punches to the gut.
Only 8275?
Someone make sure the Senate doesn’t install Dominion software overnight.
The people have spoken.
Yep, I would have thought the numbers would have been much higher. 🤪😂🤣
Don’t give the left any ideas! With the left even the absurd cannot be counted out. They’re nuts!
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