The Morning Briefing: Please Call 911 If You See Jen Psaki's Last Brain Cell

PJ Media ^ | February 3, 2021 | Stephen Cruiser

[Kaslin]

Jen Psaki Ain’t No Circleback Girl

Happy Wednesday, fellow travelers on the Kruiser Morning Briefing Way. I’m still not comfortable with that topiary nonsense in The Shining.

Anyone familiar with the toilet-swirling advocacy cheerleading that masquerades as journalism these days is aware of the recurring narratives. One of the more overused b.s. tales has to do with Republican presidents and anyone who works for them. The Republican POTUS is invariably portrayed as an utter moron and the most dedicated members of his administration are knuckle-dragging sycophants who somehow got stuck somewhere further down the evolutionary chain.

The other side to that story is just as predictably awful and out of touch with reality. We are to believe that every Democrat elected to the presidency is miraculously sharing in a transcendental mind-meld with all of the great minds of human history and that the members of their administrations are granted access to this magical genius stream for as long as they serve at the pleasure of the president.

[I do love my long sentences, don’t I? Admit it, none of you are here for anything pithy.]

That’s all bunk of course. To be a devoted modern Democrat, one has to completely eschew biology, history, mathematics, intellectual curiosity, and critical thinking.

So much for the genius stream.

We all know that the current president isn’t playing with a full deck. In fact, if Ol’ Gropes has a deck at all it’s from a game of Candyland and he needs at least two Secret Service agents to keep explaining the rules to him.

Well, it turns out that the best kind of spokesperson for a guy like that is one who also isn’t using a lot of brainpower.

[blueunicorn6]

I think I saw it playing out on the interstate.

[rktman]

So that’s what I stepped in. 💩

[noiseman]

Liberals foolishly equate use of pretentious jargon with intelligence. Anyone, like Jen Psaki, who fills every sentence with meaningless words and phrases like, “the ask”, “unpack”, “process”, or the now infamous “circle back”, is automatically deemed a genius by liberals. What I’ve personally observed in my work, though, is that most of these people are idiots with no common sense who are using pretentious language to cover for their lack of substance.

Jen Psaki is obviously an idiot, but liberals think she’s brilliant because she uses the right words.

[Kid Shelleen]

It is clear that Psaki is a Russian asset tasked to make the Biden administration look like a bunch of incompetent, corrupt plutocrats.

[kiryandil]

“Ginger Goebbels”

[kiryandil]

It is clear that Psaki is a Russian asset tasked to make the Biden administration look like a bunch of incompetent, corrupt plutocrats.

Ginger Goebbels DOES have red hair, and some Russians have red hair.   

[Rummyfan]

New White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki is another mediocrity from the Obama administration who is being recycled by Team Biden. Remember, The Lightbringer shone most brightly when he deliberately surrounded himself with dim people.

Just as Clinton surrounded himself with mediocrities.