Think it couldn’t get any worse? China rolls out ‘more accurate’ ANAL SWABS for Covid-19 testing (VIDEO)

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[blueunicorn6]

I knew a guy with this problem.

“You couldn’t find your donkey with both hands and a map.”

Notice how I didn’t use the bad word?

Donkey.

It’s a substitute word for the bad word.

[equaviator]

Why did the ChiCom Doctor cross the road?

Because he had a COVID -19 test swab stuck in a Chinaman.

[Noumenon]

Open wide for Chunky

[rfp1234]

Pete Bu_tt Giggity is in charge of transportation...

[dainbramaged]

I had to have a rump swab last July after surgery. It was performed by a male nurse sporting a man bun.

[BenLurkin]

[Old Yeller]

Those assholes have pushed it too far.

[Track9]

Bleach. Lots of bleach

[foundedonpurpose]

To funny... Just looked up the Monty Python holly grail scene. The whole movie is free on youtube.

It’s been a while, I’ll do it.

Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxagJ8fpsv8

[Old Yeller]

I had to have a rump swab last July after surgery. It was performed by a male nurse sporting a man bun.

I hope you were completely out of the anesthesia, before he did the anustetia. Reminds me of a Seinfeld episode when he was at the dentist and when he came out of the anesthesia, they were zipping up.

[Old Yeller]

Headline: China probe finds Uranus.

[joshua c]

They are still swabbing the nasal passages they are just coming at them from another angle.

[Equine1952]

Just a matter of time. And the Chinese are still trying to stick it in our arse. Lord I miss MAGA.

[blueunicorn6]

You can rearrange the letters in “ANAL SWABS” to spell out Paul Ryan.

[NWFree]

Biden will make these mandatory for non government officials and non family and non friends and non swamp dwellers and non cronies....

[gunsequalfreedom]

Seems to me the little bit of embarrassment is better than the discomfort of taking the sample from deep in the back of the nose.

Have you have the test? Oh my it is not pleasant up the nose. I’ll take up the...

[Hieronymus]

You can rearrange the letters in “ANAL SWABS” to spell out Paul Ryan.

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Banal W. Ass?

[Songcraft]

This amateur proctologist at CNN knew about this, long before the Chinese did.   Here's a picture of him from some time ago, aiming his test-swab, directly at that same Chinese target (that famous "anal aperture", his bro, the guv).

    

(It was one "anal aperture" to another "anal aperture".   The whole family are "anal apertures".)

[SuperLuminal]

When Harris-Biden start that here in the USSA, it will probably be administered only at bathhouses that have obunghole’s approval...

[NoDRodee]

Ain’t knowl way