Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

To: Roman_War_Criminal
I heard there's a guy named Jesus who can fix my lawn up real well. Another guy named Jesus says he can patch up my roof for less than the BBB A Rated guy.

Should I use Jesus?

3 posted on 01/13/2021 5:42:51 PM PST by who_would_fardels_bear (This is not my current tagline.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]


To: who_would_fardels_bear

bullshit


6 posted on 01/13/2021 5:43:45 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET (/developement)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies ]

To: who_would_fardels_bear

If you’re afraid of eternity in hell, you’d best bow before Jesus and start reading His Word.

If not, your future will be so impossible to endure, that you’ll forget you had a lawn and a roof.


8 posted on 01/13/2021 5:47:24 PM PST by Roman_War_Criminal (Jesus + Something = Nothing ; Jesus + Nothing = Everything )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies ]

To: who_would_fardels_bear

Blaspheme much?


13 posted on 01/13/2021 5:55:46 PM PST by Old Yeller (Joe McCarthy was right.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies ]

To: who_would_fardels_bear

What you dould use is an attitude adjustment. Repent of your sins and accept Jesus as your savior. That’s your only hope.


14 posted on 01/13/2021 5:57:20 PM PST by Tudorfly (All things are possible within the will of God.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies ]

To: who_would_fardels_bear

God will not mocked.

A man reaps what he sows.

Mock away and see what you gain from it.


19 posted on 01/13/2021 6:04:18 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith.....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson