[Alberta's Child]

And calling a fraternity prank an "insurrection" is the stuff of cowardly drama queens who fool around with Chinese spies.

The outrage over this is a preposterous joke. I mean, seriously -- What kind of "terrorist" sacks the capitol building of the government he's allegedly trying to overthrow ... while carrying the official flag of that government and painting his face in the patriotic colors of the country?

[Does so]

What kind of "terrorist" sacks the capitol building of the government he's allegedly trying to overthrow ... while carrying the official flag of that government and painting his face in the patriotic colors of the country?

Staff of the flag is tipped with a spear point.

I would have tipped it with a pitchfork. Whatever—he's appeared on both sides.

As for "Riot"—was "Riot" ever declared?