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The Sperm Kings Have a Problem: Too Much Demand
New York Times ^ | January 8, 2021 | Nellie Bowles

Posted on 01/08/2021 9:46:16 AM PST by karpov

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If you are one of the roughly 141 million Americans whose body produces sperm, the substance likely seems abundant and cheap. For the rest of us, it is very much neither.

That has always been true, especially if one is discerning. But now, the coronavirus pandemic is creating a shortage, sperm banks and fertility clinics said. Men have stopped going in as much to donate, even as demand has stayed steady at some banks and increased rapidly at others.

“We’ve been breaking records for sales since June worldwide not just in the U.S. — we’ve broken our records for England, Australia and Canada,” said Angelo Allard, the compliance supervisor of Seattle Sperm Bank, one of the country’s biggest sperm banks. He said his company was selling 20 percent more sperm now than a year earlier, even as supplies dwindled.

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And so in the capitalist crunch, Sperm World — the world of people buying and selling sperm — has gotten wild. Donors are going direct to customers. They meet with prospective mothers-to-be in Airbnbs for an afternoon handoff; Facebook groups with tens of thousands of members have sprung up.

The reason I know this at all is simple enough: I am 32 years old, partnered to a woman, stuck at home and in the market for the finest sperm I can get.

(Excerpt) Read more at nytimes.com ...


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To: karpov

Why aren’t any women donating??? Men can have babies and women can donate...


41 posted on 01/08/2021 10:40:37 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (STOLEN ELECTION 2020)
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To: a fool in paradise
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.

Aw, you beat me to it. Turns out the bicycle doesn't have much use for a fish, either.

Consider what this has become through aggressive litigation: to put it crudely, you don't get paid, you don't get laid, and they can come after you. No wonder the donors have become reluctant. CoVid isn't the problem here.

The underlying trope of "good sperm" is, to say the least, more than a little contemptuous. A society that has cut men out of human relationships has forfeited the ability to reproduce, and one that holds that one can become a man (or a woman) purely out of imagination is one that's going to be short a few children, and it deserves to be.

42 posted on 01/08/2021 10:41:21 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Dilbert San Diego
I’ll come back later, to see the jokes and snarky comments about this subject.

The only reason I clicked on the article was for the comments.

43 posted on 01/08/2021 10:54:46 AM PST by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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To: Billthedrill

“Good sperm”

Looks like Brad Pitt
Is worth $1.2M minimum
Comes from a pedigreed family

Are they doing 23 and Me eugenics studies into the ethnic background of the donor?


44 posted on 01/08/2021 10:57:31 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: Bonemaker

I thought The Sperm Kings was a rebranded sports franchise team name.


45 posted on 01/08/2021 10:58:31 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: a fool in paradise
Anonymity is gone. The kids can seek you out later.

I hadn't thought about it, but yes, this would probably result in a deflated number of donors.

46 posted on 01/08/2021 10:58:53 AM PST by zeugma (Stop deluding yourself that America is still a free country.)
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To: Bonemaker

>>There’s plenty of USDA Vermont Fancy Grade A over here for the taking.

Yeah, that’s what Don Johnson thought in A Boy And His Dog too until the underground city’s forefathers hooked him up to a milking machine.


47 posted on 01/08/2021 11:00:13 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: zeugma

Movie trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbU8_zwkfDM

FONZY - Official UK Trailer - Meet The Man With 533 Children


48 posted on 01/08/2021 11:04:15 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: karpov

Some one needs to cut back on raw Clams and Oysters.


49 posted on 01/08/2021 11:26:37 AM PST by duckman ( Not tired of winning!)
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To: a fool in paradise

That looks like a remake of this 2013 America film:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGAktL45XNQ


50 posted on 01/08/2021 11:27:35 AM PST by Alan Rumack
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To: karpov

51 posted on 01/08/2021 11:31:46 AM PST by nwrep
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To: Alan Rumack

there are no new ideas


52 posted on 01/08/2021 11:36:47 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: a fool in paradise

Hehehehe...my wife has never forgiven me for getting her to watch that movie with me...:)


53 posted on 01/08/2021 11:37:17 AM PST by rlmorel ("I’d rather enjoy a risky freedom than a safe servitude." Robby Dinero, USMC Veteran, Gym Owner)
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To: Alan Rumack

Itself a remake of a 2011 film
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5IqNROweUk

Someday every movie will just be the same movie and every trailer will just be the same trailer. Only the names and actors will be different.


54 posted on 01/08/2021 11:49:54 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: a fool in paradise

Bukkake 13!!!

Starring Anderson Cooper and his pals.


55 posted on 01/08/2021 12:28:15 PM PST by JohnnyP (Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
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To: Bonemaker

Bones made one at a time...


56 posted on 01/08/2021 12:29:31 PM PST by JohnnyP (Thinking is hard work (I stole that from Rush).)
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To: JohnnyP

Didn’t they pump his stomach once? < /urbanlegends >


57 posted on 01/08/2021 12:31:33 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: a fool in paradise
And this is by contactual agreement that they are obtaining the donation “without claim”.

The problem is that a contract between a mother and a sperm donor is not binding on the child. Child support is a claim by the child. The only thing would be to have legislation that a child does not have the right of support if the father was not married to the mother.

Now, the child does not have any right of support from the mother, who has an absolute right in today's legal environment to abandon the child to foster care, or just abandon entirely by dropping him off at a hospital or firehouse, no questions asked. There might be grounds for fathers to sue for unequal treatment, but it's unlikely that the Supreme Court would have the stomach for the ensuing riots by feminists.

58 posted on 01/08/2021 1:01:16 PM PST by PapaBear3625 ("Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." -- Voltaire)
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To: PapaBear3625

no child consents to abortion and few consent to same sex adoption


59 posted on 01/08/2021 1:13:42 PM PST by a fool in paradise (Who built the cages, Joe?)
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To: a fool in paradise

Just ewwww.😝


60 posted on 01/08/2021 3:51:52 PM PST by BiteYourSelf ( Earth first we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
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