Things You Didn't Know About Barron Trump

Nicki Swift ^ | 6/11/20 | Gillian Walters AND Todd Jacobs

[Eleutheria5]

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....Rumors even swirled that Barron was getting a Goldendoodle puppy named Patton to go along with his new home. However, as of this writing, Patton has yet to arrive.

Does Barron Trump have a nanny?

In a September 2015 interview with People, Donald and Melania Trump insisted they did not use a nanny to help raise Barron Trump. "I like to be hands-on," Melania told the magazine. "I think it's very important. Barron is 9 years old. He needs somebody as a parent there, so I am with him all the time. As you know my husband is traveling all the time."

Days after the interview was published, Donald, in true form, told the New York Post that there was, in fact, a "young woman" who "works with Barron." Still, to this day, reports describe Melania as being "really devoted" to her son; a source told the Post in November 2016 that Melania is often seen picking up Barron from school. That same source also claimed that Melania had not relied on nannies to help raise her kid. So, who knows what the heck is going on?

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[Eleutheria5]

Melania lied!...No...Trump lied!...No...They lied! Where's Patton? Where's Barron's sex slave! He's 14 already.

[humblegunner]

(Excerpt) Read more at

No. Nobody cares.

[Bell Bouy II]

WTF is this crap

[Eleutheria5]

What did you do with Barron’s sex slave, you fiend!

[DJ MacWoW]

Actually, they'd need someone to be with him when he was 9 while they performed their duties. That certainly doesn't mean that Melania wasn't a "hands-on" Mom. It means they needed a baby-sitter not a nanny. It's possible that they had family members available.

[Eleutheria5]

Crap;-)

[Responsibility2nd]

Aw come on!

Don’t you think this place would be better served as an extension of Teen Vogue?

[humblegunner]

What did you do with Barron’s sex slave, you fiend!

Mostly pimping the videos in Slovenia.

[Anti-Bubba182]

Barron is really tall. That's a fact.

How tall is Barron Trump?

Photo at link.

He is towering over President Trump. "Some have speculated that Barron may stand at 6ft 6 inches tall...."

[Dr. Sivana]

She could have had a “mother’s helper”, which is far short of a nanny.

[MinorityRepublican]

Old article.

[MHGinTN]

Lol, the sleeper has awakened! Indeed who cares?

[Eleutheria5]

But she’d keep running to the shelter of her “mother’s little helper”.

[ConjunctionJunction]

And he’s only 14!

[Eleutheria5]

It’s dated November 6, 2020. Don’t ask me why they wait so long to do a puff piece.

[Eleutheria5]

He needs her! Please return her when you’re done.

[humblegunner]

He is towering over President Trump. "Some have speculated that Barron may stand at 6ft 6 inches tall.

I think it's rude for you to be speculating about Melania & some basketball players.

[Responsibility2nd]

If Barron was lucky he had Big Fat Fanny.

Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red fire light
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round

I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew love before I left my nursery
Left alone with big fat Fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Hey big woman, you made a bad boy out of me

[Eleutheria5]

Amazing what you stumble across when not looking for anything.

I wonder what they’ll write about Hunter’s love child.

[DJ MacWoW]

I wonder what they’ll write about Hunter’s love child.

A modified version of the song "Papa was a rolling stone"? ;-)