[unixfox]

Who takes their Official VP podium to Thanksgiving dinner!

What a friggin narcissistic joke he is.

[golux]

I was going to spend my share of our family's Burisma money on a big Thanksgiving dinner as well.

Unfortunately, whereas for a funeral the Police will allow you 20 or more attendees,

An event like Thanksgiving, where we pray, is only permitted six, at most.

Therefore I'm just making the whole ordeal a funeral for my pet turkey.