Once I saw a man on a bridge about to jump
I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too! What denomination?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?”
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”
I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.
ROTFLMAO! You owe me a new keyboard. I just spewed my coffee out...
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LOL! That sounds like the discussions I have with my Mother - a lapsed Missouri Synod Lutheran, now a Methodist of all things!
I can’t stand going to church with her - too much glad-handing and singing. I NEED Fire & Brimstone! I need to ATONE each week, Mom!
You’re NOT going to get to Heaven on your, ‘Peace Be With You’ handshake, Fer Pete’s Sake! ;)
Two keyboards and counting....
LOL!
LOL
Makes me laugh every time :).