This story has vindicated me. Because I have long advocated for common-sense cheese control.
1. No one under 21 should be able to buy cheese.
2. No one convicted of any dairy-related crime should be able to buy - or possess - cheese.
3. Cheese should be sold in blocks only. Cutting cheese into throwable slices should be a Class A felony.
Automatic cheese slicers should be banned.
Semi-automatic cheese slicers should be limited to cutting. maximum of nine slices of cheese between cleaning. Does anyone really need ten slices of cheese for a sandwich?
Regarding number 3, if slicing cheese is a felony, what would I have on my sandwiches? Can I still cut the cheese?
What next?
Do you want to microstamp cheese?
Will I have to register my cheese?