Posted on 08/27/2020 3:36:38 PM PDT by CheshireTheCat
President Trump on Thursday will deliver his speech officially accepting the Republican nomination for president from the White House lawn. That fact alone has Democrats and the Left losing their collective mind.
Trump’s speech is supposed to underscore America’s greatness, which is likely to trigger leftists from Portland to . . . er, Portland. But he could do so much more. Here are 25 ways the president could cause the Left to melt down even more—if that’s possible—on the final night of the Republican National Convention.
25) “Vote-by-mail violates international norms. Also, voter ID is the norm across the world. I guess the Democrats do believe in American exceptionalism after all.”
24) “They say there will be long lines to vote. But we know one thing: they will be much shorter than the line to get a heart transplant or cancer treatment in Canada.”
23) “It’s wonderful that the child of immigrants from India and Jamaica can rise to become a vice-presidential candidate. It shows just how trivial racism is in our beautiful country today.”
22) “You know, Abraham Lincoln, our first great Republican president, only won 40 percent of the popular vote.”
21) “America eradicated slavery over 150 years ago through a bloody civil war. The fact that there are 40 million slaves in the world today is a disgrace!”
20) “A thousand illegal immigrants a year is inevitable; 10,000 is a matter for the police; 100,000 a year for years on end is an invasion demanding a federal response.”...
(Excerpt) Read more at amgreatness.com ...
Best line ever!
More nuts? Hasn’t the law of diminishing returns long kicked in on this?
Winning, winning, winning, and more winning.
They’re already barking mad. But what the heck, can’t hurt.
Who is he to say it is good? Also over a billion Chinese and over a billion Indians are in daylight, not evening. Lies! Lies! Orangemanbad!
Id say to Kamala Harris “Today you said that black people are considered less than human, I agree with that statement, especially at Planned Parenthood clinics, which have been strategically placed in minority neighborhoods for decades to kill as many black babies as possible. Margaret Sanger said repeatedly that the purpose of Planned Parenthood was to eliminate the black population..an organization you Kamala Harris support 100 percent..so tell me again Kamala how you care so much about black lives. Also, more than a dozen black children have been slaughtered in Chicago in the past month, any comment on those innocent black lives, or do you only care about the black lives that you can use for political purposes” I would wipe the floor with that two faced phony
Trump can safely ignore all of those.
Trolling is not what he needs to focus on.
He needs a few light-hearted zingers.. but Trump is going to need to win over the independents and centrist Dems. He’ll be smart enough to avoid ethnic and racial “kidding” to “troll” liberals.
Just speak TRUTH. That drives ‘em nuts!
Trump should call the riots “the Biden riots.”
I like “The government will only remain trustworthy as long as it does not have a monopoly on the ownership of guns.”
So simple. So true.
He could also say: Starting tomorrow, nobody MUST wear a mask and HCQ will be available over the counter across the nation. WuFlu is DONE.
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I was waiting to see a spectacular sunrise at 5:30 am just me and my dog, no one awake yet really when this uncoordinated Karen in the distance doing a power walk in a mask raised her voice to me that I needed to wear a mask at all times, all times! Lol. She just looked and sounded so comical!
I hope you laughed loudly enough for her to hear.
Trump should call the riots ‘the Biden riots.’”
Really good idea. Personalize them, Alinsky style.
Yeah then she threw in over her shoulder “IT’S AN ORDNANCE!” And off she power walked quickly away. Thanks Kar! Haha
SNOWY.
Just repeat the word “the” 25 times
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