25 Things President Trump Can Say to Drive the Left (Even More) Nuts

American Greatness ^ | August 26, 2020 | The Editors

[CheshireTheCat]

President Trump on Thursday will deliver his speech officially accepting the Republican nomination for president from the White House lawn. That fact alone has Democrats and the Left losing their collective mind.

Trump’s speech is supposed to underscore America’s greatness, which is likely to trigger leftists from Portland to . . . er, Portland. But he could do so much more. Here are 25 ways the president could cause the Left to melt down even more—if that’s possible—on the final night of the Republican National Convention.

25) “Vote-by-mail violates international norms. Also, voter ID is the norm across the world. I guess the Democrats do believe in American exceptionalism after all.”

24) “They say there will be long lines to vote. But we know one thing: they will be much shorter than the line to get a heart transplant or cancer treatment in Canada.”

23) “It’s wonderful that the child of immigrants from India and Jamaica can rise to become a vice-presidential candidate. It shows just how trivial racism is in our beautiful country today.”

22) “You know, Abraham Lincoln, our first great Republican president, only won 40 percent of the popular vote.”

21) “America eradicated slavery over 150 years ago through a bloody civil war. The fact that there are 40 million slaves in the world today is a disgrace!”

20) “A thousand illegal immigrants a year is inevitable; 10,000 is a matter for the police; 100,000 a year for years on end is an invasion demanding a federal response.”...

[Albion Wilde]

20) “A thousand illegal immigrants a year is inevitable; 10,000 is a matter for the police; 100,000 a year for years on end is an invasion demanding a federal response.”