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Sermon Interrupted By Mike Lindell With Special Offers From MyPillow
Babylon Bee ^
| 08/18/2020
Posted on 08/18/2020 3:04:47 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:04:47 PM PDT
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DFG
To: DFG
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:06:58 PM PDT
by
pepsi_junkie
(Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
To: pepsi_junkie
And yes I know it’s satire
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:07:17 PM PDT
by
pepsi_junkie
(Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
To: DFG
My friend got a My Pillow, which really does feel like a meth head invented it by chopping up a pool noodle and stuffing it into a sack.
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:07:38 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: pepsi_junkie
It’s the almost Always unfunny babylon bee.
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:08:19 PM PDT
by
dp0622
(I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE COVID GODFATHER I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!)
To: DFG
I’m waiting for his PewPew Pillow to come out. Doubles as a silencer.
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:08:30 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful!)
To: DFG
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:09:24 PM PDT
by
Jane Long
(Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
To: Yaelle
Yes, they are made in the U.S. by methheads.
To: nickcarraway
Thank Gd they are made in the US
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:10:25 PM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: Yaelle
the mypillow guy has more sense than your typical gutless CEO.
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:11:16 PM PDT
by
jarwulf
To: dp0622
It’s the almost Always unfunny babylon bee.
Correction, it's the ALWAYS funny Babylon Bee........
If you've ever wondered why you don't get invited to parties, now you know...........LOL!
To: DFG
To: DFG
LOL. Well, pews are hard to make it more difficult to fall asleep in church. Pillows would be nice.
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:24:01 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Follow your Inner Trump)
To: DFG
Thank you so much for not putting satire in the title!!!
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:56:27 PM PDT
by
lizma2
To: Yaelle
“My friend got a My Pillow, which really does feel like a meth head invented it by chopping up a pool noodle and stuffing it into a sack.”
I own one, and its a great pillow. For 10 bucks more that a Walmart pillow, it retains its shape.
Would buy it again.
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posted on
08/18/2020 3:57:21 PM PDT
by
mkleesma
(`Call to me, and I will answer you and tell you great and unsearchable things you do not know.')
To: DFG
My God, is EVERYTHING commercial now?! Is NOTHING sacred?! Were his pillows handed out to the dozing congregants? Did Mike ask for a special offering, too?!
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posted on
08/18/2020 4:14:08 PM PDT
by
polymuser
(A socialist is a communist without the power to take everything from their citizens...yet.)
To: DFG
I’ve said for year that churches should apply a reverse pricing plan, compared to concerts and ball games. In those venues, the expensive seats are up front. In most churches, very few people want to be up front, preferring those seats in the back of the sanctuary, i.e. “Back Row Baptists”.
I told our pastor, “Charge for the back 1/3 of the rows of seats, free for the middle 1/3 and free cookies & milk for the front pews!’
So far, no one else seems interested.
:-)
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posted on
08/18/2020 4:38:28 PM PDT
by
BwanaNdege
( Experience is the best teacher, but if you can accept it 2nd hand, the tuition is less!)
To: Yaelle
I love my MyPillow. I sleep very well on it. I find it quite comfortable.
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posted on
08/18/2020 5:00:27 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
To: dp0622
It’s the almost Always
unfunny hilarious babylon bee.
Fixed it. Love the Bee.
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posted on
08/18/2020 5:01:43 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
To: jarwulf
True. Mike Lindell is one of us, and he’s gutsy. I like him.
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posted on
08/18/2020 5:02:35 PM PDT
by
TBP
(Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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