Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article


1 posted on 07/27/2020 3:55:03 PM PDT by DFG
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies ]


To: DFG

Now THAT’S funny, I don’t care who ya are!


2 posted on 07/27/2020 3:57:36 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

Gives “Denethor Derangement Syndrome” a whole new meaning.


3 posted on 07/27/2020 3:58:48 PM PDT by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG

Must read Bored of the Rings to full get this but I does help lift my dark humor smile.


4 posted on 07/27/2020 3:59:40 PM PDT by Liaison (TANSTAAFL)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG

bttt


5 posted on 07/27/2020 4:03:12 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG

Denethor was addicted to Gondor News Network. He watched it through the Palantir constantly. That’s why he went mad and killed himself just before the Rohirrim broke up the protests.


6 posted on 07/27/2020 4:06:35 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG

That’s a good one! Thanks, I needed that.


7 posted on 07/27/2020 4:11:40 PM PDT by bluejean (Living one day at a time in the national psych ward)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG
indict-legolas-because-orc-lives-matter
8 posted on 07/27/2020 4:11:57 PM PDT by PGR88
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG

That is the best Babylon Bee headline ever.


12 posted on 07/27/2020 4:20:44 PM PDT by Bruce Campbells Chin
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG

Just need Rove-tongue whispering his dispiriting commentary in the king’s ear.


14 posted on 07/27/2020 4:34:18 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG

Another great one from BB!


18 posted on 07/27/2020 4:55:03 PM PDT by colorado tanker
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG

I never read any of that as it thought that J. R. R. Tolkien had one too many initials and I always thought it was too pretentious.

I did think up an easy way to destroy Sauron. Just give him a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas.

Here’s a LOTR oldie;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B2LPxggvqY


19 posted on 07/27/2020 4:58:14 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Free the TVs!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG

Wow. The Bee does great work!


20 posted on 07/27/2020 5:07:03 PM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG

LOL Almost coughed up a lung just from reading the title.


21 posted on 07/27/2020 5:35:19 PM PDT by TigersEye (Covid is over. We have been conditioned by it. The Cultural Revolution has begun.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: All

22 posted on 07/27/2020 5:47:24 PM PDT by LegendHasIt
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

To: DFG

I’m not much of a LOTR fan so that made this priceless as far as I am concerned. I might be tempted to watch them again some day if the title had the number before it, like “LOTR 5 - The Choking of Smog.”


29 posted on 07/27/2020 11:46:54 PM PDT by higgmeister ( In the Shadow of The Big Chicken)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson