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It's Just a Mask
July 19, 2020
| lyby
Posted on 07/19/2020 12:33:54 AM PDT by lyby
Several days ago, I happened across a video of a group of women in a store who took off their panties to wear as masks (link in comments).
I thought, "In light of the most recent issuance by Alabama Governor Ivey (link in comments), I will wear two pairs of underwear during my next public outing."
TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: alabama; covid; farce; governor; maskorder; masks
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This evening as I dressed to go shopping, I donned an extra pair of underwear.
As anticipated, when I entered the doors of Target, the store associate, now a door monitor, quickly asked, Maam, do you need a mask?
I stopped, hiked up ever so slightly the hem of my dress, and removed my bright pink, lacy, bikini undies.
(No pictures available unless there is footage from the security camera.)
I then meticulously situated the makeshift mask over my nose and mouth, replying, No thank you. I am covered.
Once I completed shopping, made my purchase and exited the store, I removed the farcical facemask, daintily put my panties back on, and proceeded to the car.
Nobody even noticed.
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posted on
07/19/2020 12:33:54 AM PDT
by
lyby
To: lyby
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posted on
07/19/2020 12:35:23 AM PDT
by
lyby
("Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe." ~ Galileo Galilei)
To: lyby
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posted on
07/19/2020 12:36:28 AM PDT
by
lyby
("Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe." ~ Galileo Galilei)
To: bagster
ITS JUST A MASK.
NO.
ITS A SUBMISSION MUZZLE.
WE ARE BEING CONDITIONED
FOR A NEW NORMAL
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posted on
07/19/2020 12:38:33 AM PDT
by
lyby
("Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe." ~ Galileo Galilei)
To: lyby
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posted on
07/19/2020 12:53:38 AM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
To: lyby
Face Diaper, decreed by tyrants who are full of “Shaving Cream”.
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posted on
07/19/2020 12:56:26 AM PDT
by
Ex gun maker.
(Unconstitutional "Law" is void from inception.....)
To: lyby
Congratulations!!! Do you realize the women that couldn’t pull that off? Kim Kardashian would be one.
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posted on
07/19/2020 1:11:30 AM PDT
by
SanchoP
(We're passed the biological softening up and beginning the open warfare strategy. WAKE UP!!)
To: SanchoP
Do you realize the women that couldnt pull that off? Most democrat women are equipped to mask half a city at once.
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posted on
07/19/2020 2:08:10 AM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
To: lyby
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posted on
07/19/2020 2:29:19 AM PDT
by
familyop
( "Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy".)
To: All
Mask now but your burqa is right around the corner.
That's what's coming for women in this country so it won't offend the Muslim minority.
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posted on
07/19/2020 2:29:50 AM PDT
by
ssfromla
To: lyby
Once I completed shopping, made my purchase and exited the store, I removed the farcical facemask, daintily put my panties back on, and proceeded to the car. "daintily".
I have a mental block with that scene and dainty.
If she used the leg holes for the ears, there is going to be a strong scent of "taint" not daint coming from that face covering.
I'm against face masks for two reasons;
1) They don't work, the virus, like your CO2 goes right through the mask.
2) They are a symbol of giving up another right to a whim, not a law.
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posted on
07/19/2020 3:48:34 AM PDT
by
USS Alaska
(NUKE THE MOOSELIMB, TERRORISTS, NOW!)
To: lyby
Don’t it make you mad. And the churches in my Alabama neck of the woods WON’T use the exception clause— it’s clear a mandate is what they wanted all along. They will be judged for supporting the Devil’s work.
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posted on
07/19/2020 3:52:32 AM PDT
by
backwoods-engineer
(Politics is the continuation of war by other means. --Clausewitz)
To: lyby
The other day I held a mesh backed truckers hat over my mouth.
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posted on
07/19/2020 4:31:25 AM PDT
by
cyclotic
(The most dangerous people are the ones that feel the most helpless)
To: lyby
My local Walmart will have forced muzzle laws coming up, so I went and hoarded up all I would need for about 9 months yesterday and said goodbye to them.
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posted on
07/19/2020 4:50:45 AM PDT
by
Daniel Ramsey
(Thank YOU President Trump, finally we can do what America does best, to be the best)
To: Daniel Ramsey
Both of us went there and stocked up also.
Anything I need between now and when some sanity returns to American life will be acquired at a couple mom n pop grocery stores.
Judging by the way people are behaving these days, I think sanity in American life may be a thing of the past.
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posted on
07/19/2020 5:26:17 AM PDT
by
NorthWoody
(A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user. - Theodore Roosevelt)
To: lyby
Masks keep people from talking to each other.
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posted on
07/19/2020 5:31:47 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
To: lyby
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posted on
07/19/2020 5:32:40 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: backwoods-engineer
They will be judged for supporting the Devils work. Amen!
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posted on
07/19/2020 5:40:44 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
To: lyby
Tomorrow, don your masks and cough everywhere.
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posted on
07/19/2020 5:42:20 AM PDT
by
Mashood
To: backwoods-engineer
Pastors SHOULD be speaking out against mask mandates today...but they won’t. I miss colonial-era preachers.
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posted on
07/19/2020 5:51:38 AM PDT
by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...siameserescue.org)
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