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This evening as I dressed to go shopping, I donned an extra pair of underwear.

As anticipated, when I entered the doors of Target, the store associate, now a door monitor, quickly asked, “Ma’am, do you need a mask?”

I stopped, hiked up ever so slightly the hem of my dress, and removed my bright pink, lacy, bikini undies.

(No pictures available unless there is footage from the security camera.)

I then meticulously situated the makeshift mask over my nose and mouth, replying, “No thank you. I am covered.”

Once I completed shopping, made my purchase and exited the store, I removed the farcical facemask, daintily put my panties back on, and proceeded to the car.

Nobody even noticed.

1 posted on 07/19/2020 12:33:54 AM PDT by lyby
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To: lyby

video of women that made me do it:

https://www.facebook.com/carnell.a.smith/videos/10223045820594144/


2 posted on 07/19/2020 12:35:23 AM PDT by lyby ("Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe." ~ Galileo Galilei)
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Congratulations!!! Do you realize the women that couldn’t pull that off? Kim Kardashian would be one.


7 posted on 07/19/2020 1:11:30 AM PDT by SanchoP (We're passed the biological softening up and beginning the open warfare strategy. WAKE UP!!)
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If it fits, wear it.


9 posted on 07/19/2020 2:29:19 AM PDT by familyop ( "Welcome to Costco. I love you." - -Costco greeter in the movie, "Idiocracy".)
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Once I completed shopping, made my purchase and exited the store, I removed the farcical facemask, daintily put my panties back on, and proceeded to the car.

"daintily".

I have a mental block with that scene and dainty.

If she used the leg holes for the ears, there is going to be a strong scent of "taint" not daint coming from that face covering.

I'm against face masks for two reasons;

1) They don't work, the virus, like your CO2 goes right through the mask.

2) They are a symbol of giving up another right to a whim, not a law.

11 posted on 07/19/2020 3:48:34 AM PDT by USS Alaska (NUKE THE MOOSELIMB, TERRORISTS, NOW!)
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The other day I held a mesh backed truckers hat over my mouth.


13 posted on 07/19/2020 4:31:25 AM PDT by cyclotic (The most dangerous people are the ones that feel the most helpless)
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My local Walmart will have forced muzzle laws coming up, so I went and hoarded up all I would need for about 9 months yesterday and said goodbye to them.


14 posted on 07/19/2020 4:50:45 AM PDT by Daniel Ramsey (Thank YOU President Trump, finally we can do what America does best, to be the best)
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Tomorrow, don your masks and cough everywhere.


19 posted on 07/19/2020 5:42:20 AM PDT by Mashood
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Lyby, you are totes my hero.

Long live Pantifa.

#Chonistas


22 posted on 07/19/2020 5:58:43 AM PDT by bagster ("Even bad men love their mamas".)
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And nobody called you a buttface? LOL


23 posted on 07/19/2020 6:04:44 AM PDT by dforest
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Just put a diaper on your face, you should see the looks you get.

It is a face diaper after all.


24 posted on 07/19/2020 6:05:19 AM PDT by dila813
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28 posted on 07/19/2020 8:32:56 PM PDT by Oatka
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