“There is pretty much ZERO chance that a Managing Partner and (in house) General Counsel of a company that is making money hand over fist from these patients wrote this e-mail.”
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At least I got a giggle out of it if nothing else, enjoyed the “ER chain” part.
There are several 24 hour emergency room chains in Texas. An alternative to sitting in a waiting room for hours. Unfortunately, insurance won’t pick up the tab.