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SATIRE Chick-Fil-A Now Open On Sunday But Only For Black People
Babylon Bee ^
| 06/19/2020
Posted on 06/19/2020 4:29:24 PM PDT by DFG
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:29:24 PM PDT
by
DFG
To: DFG
So close to being true, it is scary.
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:30:36 PM PDT
by
Hulka
To: DFG
saw the headline and said WTF
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:31:28 PM PDT
by
manc
( If they want so called marriage equality then they should support polygamy too.)
To: DFG
Remember back when the Babylon Bee was more funny and less true? Good times.
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:32:07 PM PDT
by
cdcdawg
(Paleoconservatives were right about literally everything.)
To: DFG
They also kiss their ass with every meal.
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:32:26 PM PDT
by
Kozak
(DIVERSITY+PROXIMITY=CONFLICT)
To: DFG
Was going to make a free shoeshine included with every purchase joke, but I see the Bee beat me to it.
To: DFG
Another corporate suicide
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:33:35 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(ONLY A MORON THINKS 6 FEET IS A MAGIC NUMBER!)
To: DFG
The Babylon is a busy BEE.
To: DFG
I went thru the drive thru this afternoon and couldn’t resist. I had to ask where their shoeshine stand was.
They apparently got the joke since the guy laughed.
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:35:14 PM PDT
by
LeoTDB69
To: Hulka
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:36:43 PM PDT
by
wally_bert
(Transmission tone, Selma.)
To: Fledermaus
Another corporate suicide Please tell me you're not serious.
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:37:33 PM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Hillary Clinton: Just like Joe with only half the dementia.)
To: Fledermaus
Are you serious you know this is not real right?
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:38:55 PM PDT
by
manc
( If they want so called marriage equality then they should support polygamy too.)
To: COBOL2Java
I am serious. I know it’s the Bee but it’s based on CFA CEO saying we should shine blacks shoes.
Try and keep up.
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:39:51 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(ONLY A MORON THINKS 6 FEET IS A MAGIC NUMBER!)
To: manc
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:40:23 PM PDT
by
Fledermaus
(ONLY A MORON THINKS 6 FEET IS A MAGIC NUMBER!)
To: DFG
But I’ll bet you can get a chicken sandwich if you bring your shoe shine kit and park it at the front door with a big “I kneel for minorities” grin on your face.
To: COBOL2Java; manc
This isn’t real, but Dan Cathy said White people should shine Black people’s shoes to help atone for slavery.
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:45:50 PM PDT
by
EEGator
To: DFG
They best install some shoe-shine stands too.
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posted on
06/19/2020 4:46:14 PM PDT
by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
To: Kozak
And shine their shoes. Disgusting.
Comment #19 Removed by Moderator
To: DFG
The CEO is one pathetic excuse for a man. I read the article in Breitbart and almost vomited.
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