[frank ballenger]

Question One: Does it embarrass you and make you feel awkward and conspicuous that your ears stick way out?

Question Two: When you accidentally quietly and firmly told the live TV interviewer that people attack “my Muslim faith” did you regret divulging that secret all that first night?

Question Three: Have you ever heard anything else to match “The Muslim Call to Prayer is the most beautiful sound I’ve ever heard?”

Question Four: Were you inwardly angry or just regretful that Michael Moore had to say of your failed transformation of America into a socialist global UN state: “What part of a three branch control of government voter mandate don’t you understand?”

Question Five: When Michelle goes into a rage at pummels and beats you to the floor does it make you feel sorry you didn’t marry Beyonce?

[pricilla]

How about we give him the benefit of the doubt and just prosecute his white half.

[MikelTackNailer]

#6. Did you let Hillary Clinton mishandle the Benghazi situation because you were holed up with your boyfriend on a drug binge?

#7. What threats are held over the Secret Service for them to maintain the illusion that you’re heterosexual and Michelle is a woman?

#8. Whose kids are they?