Biden insisted that "it never happened. I think I have a good feel for where the boundaries are when it comes to touching women. I know I have been filmed sniffing, stroking, and nuzzling women and girls thousands of times, but I can say unequivocally, that I've never been filmed groping, fondling, or raping any of them. I'd say that the weight of this evidence proves I'm not guilty." Thanks as usual, John, for another fine column.
Mister Biden's "quotes" would be believed by anyone who reads them (he writes his own satire one might say.)