Posted on 04/22/2020 9:29:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
The only thing funnier than the REAL tears shed by liberals when Donald Trump won the 2016 election is the FAKE mourning by North Koreans whenever one of their Dear (or Great or Whatever) Leaders kicks the bucket. And from current reports that is something that is about to happen or has already happened to Kim Jong Un.
Since North Koreans might be a bit out of practice shedding fake tears, the DUmmie FUnnies is presenting scenes from 2011 when Little Rocket's Man's father died. Hopefully, for those North Koreans rusty in pretending to be sad over the death of Kim, these tips will prove to be a useful guide for them under the wild assumption that they might actually have internet access.
Your fake mourning will be judged as to their comedy levels. If your mourning is so over the top as to cause outside viewers to burst out laughing you will have achieved your goal as well as having probably evaded a prison term (or worse) for not showing enough emotion.
PING!
Who is supposed to be Kim’s successor?
He’s probably dead.
He’s dead, Jim.
I don’t know. Remember that you are comparing her to a guy who straps families to artillery rounds, so, in comparative terms, how twisted could she be?
she rubs one out watching said events
The Norks aren't saying much at all about Rocket Boy other ‘’All is fine, go back to starving’’. Meanwhile that fact “Wednesday'' Un or whatever her name is is even being shown in public by the Norks and there are discussions in the East and West the she is the most likely soon to be leader of that hell hole and that the Norks apparently aren't either encouraging it too much or really doing anything to stop it tells me Fat Boy , like you say is room temperature some where.
Very good post. Thanks.
“Who is supposed to be Kim’s successor?”
He has a younger sister and brother, but the brother isn’t interested and the country shies away from female leaders. She has been a major part of the political machine for years but they don’t like women. So there may be a change in the leadership with a lot of civil disobedience prior. They are still a military state, so a lot of the possibility may be in that direction.
rwood
Maybe they will keep Kim’s toenail artificially alive. I’ve heard that is a body part that can be kept living after the owner dies. That way Kim’s toenail can become the ruler of North Korea.
Elmore Leonard stated that his favorite actor was Warren Oates.
Remember, onion juice or Vicks applied under the eyes
and you won’t have to fake it like Bill Clinton.
I've heard that little fat boy is actually the puppet of his sister...
“That way Kim’s toenail can become the ruler of North Korea.”
Feel lucky. There was talk of Dennis Rodman being put in. That would be the only way for a step down. About the same IQ.
rwood
Oh.OK.
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